shut up, world
@thebatshitsutras
my deepest regret is having but two thumbs to shitpost for my country.
I can't believe anyone is treating Mitch McConnell AI slop like it's real. This is so easy you don't even have to be good at anything.
the Venn diagram of conservative, republican, opportunist, and not fit to be president looks like a stack of pancakes
"The Problem We All Live With" was the painting by Normal Universe Norman Rockwell
Everyone compares the trump regime to Idiocracy but no, it's the stupidest possible remake of The Producers
nothing will make me scroll past your post faster making me look at this picture
it's hard to wake him up because you don't want him around kids
BREAKING: Trump cancels Mount Rushmore after Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Roosevelt pull out
I mean, it's literally a perfect picture of what happens when you let garbage people run a country
Republicans understood the power of language decades ago. We haven't just failed to understand it, we've refused to. it's one of their core advantages, it's part of how we got here, and it's way past time to learn how to play the game we're in theamericanleader.org/timeline-era...
hey @atrupar.com i think someone is impersonating you to send people to what looks like a scam site
if you think about the racist redistricting panic and the global catastrophe of the Trump regime at the same time, it seems a lot like Republicans want to burn the world down for the same reason they used to drain swimming pools in the 1950s. www.marketplace.org/story/2021/0...
wow I said this as a joke months ago when he was attacking Greenland. if we're gonna stay ahead of absurdity to mock them we're gonna need peyote
of all the times to forget the googly eyes on your Liz Truss lettuce
republicans: we blame all our problems on Joe Biden also republicans: we take credit for things Joe Biden did that we voted against 🤡
they say playing "spot the difference" can improve concentration and decision-making skills
nano banana make this picture of John Kerry ME but handsomer, too good looking to be a soldier, make the gun big like nobody has ever seen, VERY EPIC so John Kerry will come to me with tears in his eyes and say sir you can do my life better than I did! take away the dirt heroes don't get dirty ok?
Imagining a remake of Woody Allen's Stardust Memories starring Eric Swalwell and Marjorie Taylor Greene, where they're both on the wrong train
fwiw maybe the next species to rule the Earth will memorialize us with human shaped fun nuggets