Preller & Greupner have poisoned so many fans’ brains. “Their stadium is always empty & they never sign aging stars to bloated contracts, how are they any good!!!” Like idk man, maybe good drafting, focusing on player development (minor AND major league), being smart with FA & contract extensions???

🫡

“Trading one great player for multiple prospects almost never works out for favorably for the team getting the prospects” btw

How I’ve had to celebrate since I heard the news:

Working in the liquor industry rules because liquid lunches are free (and they can be free for you if you come to Biergarden Encinitas 👀)

Steyerheads we UP

Hey blues guy world it’s me, yours truly. Once again, a little last minute on my end, but come on out to Carlsbad (I’ll let you infer where exactly) and have some delicious tequila (I’ll let you infer again) on my dime! 5-7pm, I’ll be the one with the crystal ball-ass head 🫡

*world’s longest sigh*

what do you mean not in word list

Mans really was the throat goat

Oh my god

The floating mustache is lowkey in rn though. And imo he could easily get this with just a couple notches of the trimmer head and about 8 minutes of free time (also, does Cease… kinda look like Andrew Garfield??).

At least Mister John Oliver believes in me, thank u sir

That’s wild, we’re here too (pls ignore that these are in Pioneertown)

Never forget what they took from us

Hey admin, instead of being a snarky prick online, maybe take half a second to google some of the drivel used in your goofy-ass mission statement or whatever that was. Nice catchphrase though 👍