Gareth Bellamy
@thebellow
Working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. Maximising shareholder value. Here if you need anything, let me know.
Feeling a bit 'George Emerson from Room With a View' today. Going to climb a tree and yell 'Beauty!' at some hills.
I've finally worked out the colour coding system used for cream: Double Cream - Blue = Relax, this is proper cream. Single Cream - Red = Warning. Not really cream, but useful in an emergency. Sour Cream - Pink or purple = Danger. This is not cream. Avoid. #creams
Oh great, guess I have to start worrying about rabies again like it's the 1970s.... @scarredforlife.bsky.social
Similarly, I had him down as Ivor 'Jest ye not madam' Biggun... though not as amusing.
I guess if you're Sir Christopher Wren and domes are your thing, why would you not stick a dome on everything else you do? In St Stephen's, Wallbrook.
Out last night and tried with every ounce of my being to fall through a wormhole in time back to some rural idyll a few hundred years ago... Didn't happen. If anyone has any pointers on how to do this, let me know.
Hot again next week? Wish I was near the coast, would take up my favourite hobby from my college days...
Out in the woods, bumped into this guy. The Mick Jagger of the tree world. "Ere Keef....!"
I'd have said he was a bit too young for it but we know it doesn't make you blind or get hairy palms. You go for it royal dude!
Sending my best wishes to all of you familiar with the fantastic work of this man. Elliot. #123
Looking forward to this new summer holiday ideas show starting tonight on Channel 5....
Cool, but, what about he tells us what he wants to do, rather than these 'sources' telling The Guardian? Assuming he wants us to vote for him and wants to be PM, would be ideal if he went on the record.
Was out for a yomp last night and spotted these two in a field living their best lives. Great to see the local rewinding efforts have an impact.
Spotify helping out with the tricky vocal lead-in at the beginning of Let's Dance. Makes it look like Dave's in immense pain.
On the train home? Can he wait until I've got home and had a shower or something?
Enjoying a return to traditional British summer weather. Grey clouds, threat of rain, low 20s if you're lucky. This is what made us better than the rest of Europe, lying on their beaches covered in olive oil. Taking a rain coat with you 'just in case'.