And people say I don’t know how to relax. No hat. No wasitcoat. I’m positively insouciant here. No hat… No wasitcoat…. ok give me a minute have to go get dressed…

That brief moment when you misunderstood Jesus and were convinced the Neckless would inherit the earth #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“Have you lost weight?” ”Several layers of wool and felt. Thanks for noticing!” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“I feel underdressed around you” ”Then my work here is done” <opens umbrella and floats away to make help other people feel slightly uncomfortable> #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Are you a 19th century robber Barron who is sad you can’t wear a bowler in the summer while busting unions? Well now try the new STRAW BOWLER HAT for summer strikes! Now you can still look your best while ruining decent-people-just-trying-to-make-a-living’s lives! #Suitup #sartorial #dapper

If seersucker comes from the Persion meaning “Milk” and “Sugar”, why do I crave Fried Chicken, preferably with 11 herbs and spices, while wearing it? The mystery’s of life! #seersucker #mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion

“Do some cardio man!” ”Hey, several times a week I practice shaking a weighted umbrella at whippersnappers and rapscallions.” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

When they start playing live music and you break out into your favorite dance… the Weeble Wobble (we don’t fall down). It’s like breakdancing without the fun. #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Ok fine, on a boat you may remove your jacket… if it’s before 6 o’clock… and I’m not looking #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Always remember, you aren’t fully dressed on the 4th of July until someone asks you to tone down your outfit as it’s distracting them from the fireworks #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“I was told ‘Only wear a chalk line suit if you own the building’” ”Damn. Then I must own a lot of buildings” #Mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion

No hat… no waistcoat… God help me, it’s like I’m going to a party at a nudist colony! #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Waiting for your yacht to come in when you realize… you don’t have a yacht… yet somehow your yacht has a dress code at the same time #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“Are you going to work?” ”No” ”Wedding?” ”No” ”Funeral?” ”No” ”So you’re just wearing a suit and tie for no reason? That’s insane!” ”Yes! I knew you’d get it!” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“Dude just cross your legs to avoid manspread” ”Sorry crossing my legs has been declared a weapon of mass destruction by the UN. with that potential energy if my leg slips, it could destroy us all” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“I’d worry people would judge me if I dressed like that” ”Well here’s the thing, 1. they’re already judging you and 2. So what?” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“Don’t take this the wrong way but… are you Santa?” ”First how can anyone take that poorly? And second, it’s the shaking bowl full of jelly giving me away isn’t it?” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Here we have a bigus sartorialis scuttling from shaded area to shaded area in a vain attempt to prevent the loss of his winter waistcoat and hat #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

When you keep hearing the ghostly chilling words “It’s so very hot, loosen your tie”. Not today SATIN!! Not today #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

When you’re on a panel at a conference and your co-presenters all buy (joke) bowler hats to match you #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Now is the summer of our discontent… made waistcoatless and hatless by this sun (of a B) #Suits #suitandtie #menswear #necktie #mensstyle #plussizemalemodel

“Thank God we don’t have to wear suits anymore for work. Everyone looked the same!” Said the men all wearing chinos and blue or white shirts to work #Suits #suitandtie #menswear #necktie #mensstyle #plussizemalemodel

The 19th century railroad baron tentatively stepped out of the Time Machine… and took one look at the current trains and clothes and said “I’m out” #Mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion

When your only super power is being a walking wall of worsted wool. #Suits #suitandtie #menswear #necktie #mensstyle #plussizemalemodel

“I’m always so disappointed you’re not British” One day I’ll have a head injury and wake up speaking with a British accent. Of course it will probably be a form of Cockney that even Adele couldn’t understand” #Mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion

“Let me guess, you’re in finance?” ”No I’m not allowed. I don’t own a corporate labeled Patagonia vest over a white or blue shirt since they stopped wearing suits so everyone could show their individuality” #Mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion

Let he who is without a neck, tie the first knot #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

When no one recognizes you because your stripes can’t be seen from space… #Suits #suitandtie #menswear #necktie #mensstyle #plussizemalemodel

Seedy casual man hanging at the docks… #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

There may come a time when the heat of summer wins and I wear shorts and a short sleeve shirt, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!! THIS DAY WE SUIT UP!!! #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys