Charlotte Breeze SC
@thecltshow
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Guy at the bar who’s been working on me for a month is asking how much debt I have and I have never regretted being responsible more
I love how guys are like “yeah I think I met his wife. I went to their wedding”
Life’s too short to pull out of a woman you love
Can’t believe we have Elon Musk and Bryan Johnson but no Willy Wonka.
I wish I was as good at anything as I am at dumping coffee down my front two minutes before I have to leave the house
Three out of the four neighborhood kids grew up gay, but I hooked up with the last one’s girlfriend. So technically, he’s gay through me.
The neighbor kid growing up constantly posts his pierced nipples on Instagram and it makes no sense, he used to cry so much
Eyeing the flat asses on all the guys who lift heavy at the gym after Instagram convinced me squats would turn me into Beyoncé
If I have to go to San Diego, will you guys come hang out with me? 👉👈🥺
Who else is ready for the weekend?? #DateSC #DateNC #OurSky #BeachBabe
Being able to see what your friends like on IG has revealed that my favorite/most healthy polyamory partner in college grew up to be a massive incel loser, & I just don’t understand where it came from?? He’s hot? He played professional football? We had so many threesomes??
The gut biome on this guy getting a 7:30 gas station hot dog has got to be absolutely impenetrable
My parents have a very toxic relationship, but it is really funny to post something on Instagram that will obviously piss him off and watch her run to watch it like “lol lemme see this”
The duck who was too stupid to swim as a baby and went broody in the walkway got scared when her eggs started hatching so now *I’m* hatching them while she stands there staring at me like a biblically accurate angel
🎶🎶🎶 Don’t give what you’re given Unless it’s blessed The world gets colder, less and less
Friday fun fact: I bought this dress 14 years ago for my very first photo shoot, and I still love breaking it out for my birthday month ❤️
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