Cory Tunts. Invisible candidate for Clacton By-election.
@thecorytunts
Yeah, but what if the Hokey Cokey really IS what it's all about....
And Farridge keeps whining about a fucking milkshake... 🙄
They have a limited menu....
You can always tell cos they carry a card 😂😂
Not a million miles away....
I'm looking at the Clacton By-election as Count Binface vs Count Bitcoin.
He's going to slap tarrifs on Sushi isn't he.....
@straitofhormuz.bsky.social Are you aware of this? 😂
I suggest printing this, framing it and displaying it on your desk.... 😂
To be honest, doing that in this weather isn't gonna help you cool down!!
Yeah, but that 10 years is running out fast.....
Long time absentee MP begins to rematerialise in constituency in time for by election...
Nothing like getting your manifesto out early.....
Good people of Clacton, please take note....
And then, after he had a hissy fit and resigned, all the real parties treated him with the contempt he deserved and said they wouldn't field candidates. So now, wait for it, he's gonna lose to a bloke with a bin on his head....
Seems like as good a time as any to dig out some @coldwarsteve.bsky.social classics....😂
Brenda from Bristol says....
Live from Central London....