Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans)
@thedudewhosadude
Gender Apathetic. Fraysexual. That guy you used to jerk off to yeaaaars ago. Occasionally I'll shitpost porn. Tribute at justfor.fans/dudewhosadude onlyfans.com/thedudewhosadude #NSFW #BBBH
My blocker, working as a cock blocker! $50
Oh hey little guy, what you doing down there? I'm pretty short so you must be a real small one!
My goalie mask! The most expensive part of my used kit 🤑
Goalie jock! Basically a cod piece! $70 for a double cup. Might start offering these for sale 🤔
Gonna be showing off my new (used) goalie gear this week! Reimbursement on my Throne. First off, pants!
Fuck yeah boy, empty yourself for me!
My leather sub has been for a DECADE trying to get me outfit properly. But y'all know I won't go for just any common thing! Today - got the invoices, paid em up and notified the sub. And bam! Man's been leaking at work from making it real. 4 digit send at once! You wanna? 🤑
Thanks for spending time with your Dad on Father's Day, kid. ...well, you're someone's son!
Its my birthday - what present did you get me? throne.com/thedudewhosa...
"I kNoW mY bOdY" - faggot please, as if I don't?
This is why straights push back against us having rights. They can't stand how easy it is for us to fuck. They hate us cuz they ain't us. Me and my local 🐗
On the underside of my dick is the yen, ¥! Wanna know what ¥3143.50 is in USD? 😈 throne.com/thedudewhosa...
Oh you wanna see my piercings?
$plurt throne.com/thedudewhosa...
FUCK AI, christ 💀 My viral load wasn't even tested! Mind you, this is the same doctor I've had since before I seroconverted, so he knows for SURE I'm poz.
Can we talk about how since the world revolves around me, clearly someone at @PolariGroup saw my ovipositor video and was like GENUIS we'll make a moon cup but for shit!
PALM FUCKING SPRINGS! Went to CCBC for their BearUnion (thanks for the load @pupbotox.bsky.social), then back to Zoso for Furball, met back up with these fellas I saw on my first smoke break, ended the night with them and almost missed my flight! 🤣 It all worked out though!
Oh hey. Who am I seeing in a couple days at IBC?
Be my Valentine! ...on throne 😉🤑 throne.com/thedudewhosa...
I'm back! Getting off my base layer after hockey this morning. Why aren't you here getting addicted to my stink? 🤤🤑🤪
"Omg, you play hockey?? I just started to get into it because of this series, Heated Rivalry, have you seen it? Is it hot like that? 😍" Lemme show you whats going through my head when I head in for practice 😘
At work there's a door decorating contest and we were told to make gingerbread people for ourselves. Behold.
No Nut November- The Debrief! Full vid: tinyurl.com/y4hzupfe
No Nut November Day 30! The final day! Surely censored porn will help you cross the finish line! If you need the uncensored edition to get off, you can always buy that from my JFF store... Full vid: tinyurl.com/yu4j7eaf When you cum: tinyurl.com/3d8sm6t2
