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🔞 I’ve been called the Happy Satanist. We should enjoy all the pleasures in life and lend a hand to your fellow man. He / Him / Heathen ⛧ Fisting | Fetish | Freedom ⛧ Owned by @darkhrt.bsky.social Tip / Toy Donation Jar : CashApp $TheGlitch666
Sun’s out, buns out. There is truly nothing more therapeutic than a day spent lounging in thongs with good friends, catching rays, and letting the world melt away. Even dark spirits need a little Vitamin D. #PoolParty #ThongLife #SummerSabbath
I know, I know... usually my ass gets all the light around here. But today is #FatCockFriday, and my thick, uncut dick demanded attention! Consider this a rare front-side sermon for the natural boys. Uncut, well-fed, and finally getting its moment in the sun. Enjoy the view before I flip back over.
The confessions were exquisite, so consider this your reward. 🍾🐐 When the mind is anchored in sovereign truth and the flesh is completely occupied, the chatter of the outside world dies. What’s left is pure, unadulterated presence. Deep stimulation isn't a distraction; it's the ultimate anchor.
Rereading the original scriptures to re-anchor my values, in the ceremonial vestments best fit for such meditation. Drop your favorite sin in the comments below. If enough of you confess, I might just be motivated to post the video showing exactly what was keeping my hole occupied while I read.
Sorry for the 2-week break, been busy enjoying the summer with my men! ☀️ Finally back to reality and playing with my cunt again. Did a little solo session yesterday just to make sure I didn't lose my skill... safe to say the muscle memory is flawless. 😉🖤 #BackInAction #SatanicSelfCare
Last night a friend wanted help with a new larger toy. After a lovely session with his soon to be bussy. I asked if he would like to fist me and he quickly said yes. It was his first time fisting but he clearly enjoyed seeing my brain melt with every closed fist punch. I think I’ve converted him!!
Another #thongthursdsy ! A photo of when I woke up, when I got home, and 4 hours after when I got fisted by my big handed boyfriend and fucked over by a friend. My hole is screaming in delight! The blue thong feels amazing against my wrecked pussy. #mancunt #ffun #boypussy
Consider this a little Thank You for always making me feel good about myself. I upload for the fun of it and just like to show my journey. Stay sexy and curious.
You asked for the sequel, you got it. 🖤 Wrecking things a little deeper, but the flesh is hungry for more!! 😈🍆 Want to sponsor the next level of heavy dilation? Contributions to the “Feed a Hole” fund are live! Let’s see just how wide the Morning Star's light can shine!
Does anyone have experience with this dildo mount? The JYBL SEESAW v3 looks like it could be really useful.
Ok. I dragged my feet long enough. I really really really can’t wait to get this beast back in me. I need to work on stretch control and having it fill me up for longer.
Taking one of my biggest plugs. Feeling it pairs well with my green thong. Thoughts?
Turns out the new video is a little too heavy for my phone to handle... 🔥 Clearing out some room so the video editor can work its magic. Here’s a little sneak peek to keep you warm for the next day or two. 𖤐 🔥 🐍
They always said the path to the Morningstar was a deep, dark abyss... turns out they were right! Starting Pride Month with a light play session to remind my hole of its purpose after my medial hiatus. Let’s make this pride moth a gaped…. I mean GREAT one! 🖤 🏳️🌈 𖤐 #GapingForGlory #HappyPride
They say patience is a virtue, but I’m pretty sure Lucifer gifted me this particular batch. The insurance company finally folded yesterday and we celebrated this Satanic win with Tacos, tequila, and absolute administrative triumph. 𖤐 🌮🔥 🐍 🍹 𖤐
I missed the part of the Bible where Moses came down from the mountain and said, “Actually, if the calf is 22 feet tall and has a spray tan, it’s fine.” Amazing how quickly the “faithful” can upgrade their false gods when the branding is right. I’ll stick to my own light, thanks. 🐍 🔥
Tonight we’re burning it down from both ends! Celebrating the 60th Anniversary of the Church of Satan for Hexennacht while my brother honors the Beltane fires. Two different paths, the same positive spirit. The air is electric and the drink is cold. Here’s to sovereignty and the peak of Spring!
Tonight, the fires burn for two paths. We celebrate Walpurgisnacht, the 60th anniversary of the Satanic Age, and the fertile joy of Beltane for my Wiccan brothers. Whether honoring the Will or the Earth, we both thrive in the light of the flames. Hail Satan and Happy Beltane!
They call it “Hump Day” but I prefer to think of it as a day of divine indulgence. Cleaning the gear after a private celebration for Walpurgisnacht. There is a specific kind of thrill that only comes from pushing the limits. May your Wednesday be as heavy and fulfilling as mine. 🜏𖤐
Happy Earth Day! 🌎✨ LaVey said nature is the only true law, so I’m celebrating the "Good" in the soil and the skin. No gods, just grounding my spirit and indulging in the magic of the here and now. Stay bright, stay kinky, and remember: you ARE the divine manifestation of this Earth. 🌿🥂🔥
When your friends ask for a hand in the backyard, you don't make excuses… you show up and get it done. Worked up a serious sweat today. Now, who's bringing me a cold one and massage my ass? 🍺 😉 Stay helpful, stay joyful, and never forget… Lucifer demands kindness. #DILF #LumberjackVibes
No mid-week hump? No problem. I'm just doing some "capacity training" to ensure my men have plenty of room to work with. Putting in the reps now so I can be the perfect fit for a real heavy-handed delivery later. 😈🤤🤛
My devotional practices are quite practical. 🍕 Ave Satanas.... and pass the red pepper flakes! 𖤐