The Goog

@thegoog

Demographically speaking, I'm the worst person you know. He/him.

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The Goog@thegoog· 2d

What does this mean, Awful Announcing?

The lede sentence of an Awful Announcing post, reading "Dave O'Brien isn't going anywhere, but he'll be doing a little less of it."

The Goog@thegoog· Jun 26

This quiz confirms my prior-held beliefs and is therefore good and correct.

The Goog@thegoog· Jun 9

The Goog@thegoog· May 23

A Star Trek TNG title screen for the episode "Imagine A Good Video Game In This Universe"

The Goog@thegoog· May 19

You’re getting two.

The Goog@thegoog· Apr 8

My score in MLBguessr Game 2, showing me with 48935 out of a possible 50000 points. It helps that these were very Red Sox-heavy pictures.

The Goog@thegoog· Apr 1

This is a very cool tool that allows me to be mad about innings pitched. I am getting a fair number of errors, though. This is the most recent one. I'm on Windows 10, using Firefox.

The Goog@thegoog· Mar 25

4. The Witcher III: Wild Hunt (I've tried it on console and never got more than an hour in. It might just not be for me, but also I've probably never given it a fair shake.)

My Steam Library page for The Witcher III: Wild Hunt. Playtime: Zero.

The Goog@thegoog· Mar 25

3. Titanfall 2

My Steam Library page for Titanfall 2. Playtime: None.

The Goog@thegoog· Mar 25

2. Dragon Age II

My Steam Library page for Dragon Age II. Playtime: 19 minutes.

The Goog@thegoog· Mar 25

1. Death Stranding

My Steam Library page for Death Stranding. Playtime: None.

The Goog@thegoog· Mar 2

Timeline synergy at its finest

Two skeets, one right after another. Read from bottom up, the first is a truncated headline reading "NO CUMMING FOR A MONTH," referring to an injured soccer player but with obvious humorous potential. Above that, a skeet from a different account reading "what horrible shit happened THIS morning."

Alt text is where we over-explain jokes. And discuss what alt text is for.

The Goog@thegoog· Feb 25

My current game rotation is either why the video game industry is dying or a sign that my brain doesn't work right. Or both. It could always be both.

Magic: The Gathering Arena's splash screen

The Goog@thegoog· Jan 26

So, some mixed opinions on the broadcast, then.

A cropped screenshot from Awful Announcing, showing two headlines: "Tom Brady tongue bathes Seahawks OC he's considering for Raiders job" and "Kevin Burkhardt, Tom Brady earn rave reviews for NFC Championship."

The Goog@thegoog· Jan 17

Signs your business is doing well

The Goog@thegoog· Dec 15

The Goog@thegoog· Nov 29

This is the worst part of Magic.

A screenshot from Moxfield showing that I have 106 cards in a Commander deck. Winnowing down those last six cards will take years off of my life.

The Goog@thegoog· Nov 19

I don't think this is a good combination of things for a system.

The Goog@thegoog· Nov 17

I could probably be talked into a couple more of these very easily.

My personal 2026 Baseball Hall of Fame ballot, with votes for Bobby Abreu, Carlos Beltran, Mark Buehrle, Felix Hernandez, Andy Pettitte, Manny Ramirez, Alex Rodriguez, and Chase Utley.

The Goog@thegoog· Oct 23

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.