Delmore Schwarzenegger
@thegreatabysmo
European Son. Misanthropic, Scottish, introverted and asexual. I identify as the unexpected item in your bagging area. I like books and garlic bread. And I hate everyone I ever met My pronouns are it/that. Now GET AWAY FROM ME!
The porno-plumber hath spoken! Celebrity arseholes GOOD Sandwiches BAD Hot dietary advice from the star of such films as 'Rim Tin Tin 2', 'Kiss my Chocolate Starfish 3' and 'Pass the Amber Rose 4'
We have a chance to ban oil and gas donations from Westminster - permanently. I've just sent a letter to my MP asking them to support an amendment to the Representation of the People's Bill, will you do the same? share.nwmd.social/s/6PozbVjn
Seems an odd thing to advertise in a pedestrian underpass, but what do you expect with millions unemployed?
While I appreciate it's #Caturday and not #Snailurday, I won't be seeing the cat I look after until next weekend. Meet Ethel, a snail I'm proud to call my friend.
Damen und herren, may I introduce Ethel, a snail I'm proud to call my friend.
Well, this is just plain ridiculous! The Kremlin is paying Nigel Farage, Tommy Ten-Names, and all their little elves good money to spread the narrative that UK cities are lawless hell-holes. Come on, Reform - isn't it time you started knifecriming londoners in the face? Do it for Uncle Vladimir.
Ah, the traditional method of celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, the Prince of Peace - ordering one's servants to murder many strangers at no risk to yourself. Just like in the Christian bible - when Herod did it.
Look, you're really not helping him by rewarding his challenging behaviour. Without adequate - and consistent - boundaries, he's going to turn Christmas into a chimps' tea party. Except more rapey.
If I worked at that care home, I'd be slapping the staff. That poor old cunt doesn't know whether he needs a shit, a piss, or a haircut. Remember - COLLUSION WITH PATIENTS IS A FORM OF ABUSE.
Mistress Morag Clairville (to give her her full moniker) The high-maintainence slapper who stole my heart. #Caturday
The jury's still out (since 1982) on whether he's a replicant or not...
Ganz was a great actor - and 'Downfall' was a career defining moment. And in 2019, when the UK had finally had enough of SpongeBoris Johnson...
Being called "the worst, most incompetent President" by BabyHands really is high praise indeed. He's got about as much self-awareness as an incel with a rape kit.
It was difficult forcing museums to start - around 01:30 this morning, but it took me around 40 minutes to wring out 3 full pages (on narrow ruled paper) based on this picture.
This was City AM a couple of days ago. A hardcore conservative finance-porn mag for money fetishists. If anyone could find a positive spin on Jabba-the-Trump going full Liz Truss, it'd be these...
Yep. This wee guy. We're going to watch the world fall apart together. And I'm hoping he'll share a few tips on 'not giving a shit so long as I'm getting my tummy rubbed'. He's pretty good like that.
OK, I've managed to locate 4 LPs of worth that came out when I was 21... It was not a great time to like avant-garde/underground music...
#Emel last night. Best gig I've seen since Uniform last year. Very different sonic palettes, but similar levels of emotional power. To paraphrase Walt Whitman, "Fuck it. I'm large - I contain multitudes." open.spotify.com/track/1LR803...
Justice a reminder to never leave your drink unattended...