Some people cook Marry Me chicken, this is Probably A Good Idea I Won't Be Kissing Anyone Later chicken. Although to be fair I do know people who wouldn't object to a snog after a bulb of chicken, situations aren't such today.

Just realised why Trump has so much "Gold" in the White House. Someone mentioned Cyber attacks and he got confused.

Thanks to politicians like NF and TTN this is where we are, every time there is any kind of politically sensitive crime they have to lead with the suspect's skin colour before they call for riots.

No, the worst.

Not sure I would spend ages in an internet queue for tickets to see it.

Bought some art, this isn't the art, but I felt there was just _something_ about the plethora of stickers because of international travel and re-deliveries.

From the beginning of the home computer age there has always been one or two kids at every scholl who knew more about the things than anyone on staff.

While we're all aware of its contribution to the world economy, it is rare to see specialist pornography getting to sponsor a major sporting event.

The contents of this graphic is a lie. Actually it is long, overblown process, that is subtly broken on mobile (irony meter looks worried). Also the payment process is arse-about-face and takes 3 times longer than it should.

Today in images found on the internet that I really hope are real…

"London's"? "greatest love story"? Don't you mean "Paris' greatest tale of sewer stalking"? P.S. Do you think the LW Theatres logo is supposed to look like the Luncheon Vouchers one?

I have been reading about Occam's razor, and making no assumptions it does seem like the simplest explanation for a lot of things.

This is from a VPN company advert, and for those people that believe this, I have somne really bad news.

Ah yes, what I really need now is for test results to indicate I may need to implement _yet another_ set of dietary restrictions to prevent my bodily systems imploding. Yet more spreadsheets of nutritional data to wrangle.

I am a spiteful little shit not a diplomat or a military strategist but my first response to this would be: "if you don't want to be an active part of NATO any more, you don't get to use bases in Europe" given that as we have seen they are a key part of US force projection.

This seems very low. Wondering if there is something here about when we consider "choice" happening?

Morning session has started, but they only seem to be potting red balls at the moment.

Okay, seen a lot of posts suggesting Columbo is some sort of fae agent of revenge. I would like to suggest an alternate theory, Time Lord, it hits virtually all of the same points. However unlike that Fop the Doctor, they can't be bothered changing outfits each regeneration.

I don't know which counts as worse targeting, scammers trying to suggest I would be a good pick as a fitness and lifestyle influencer or the high street shop who despite having a very good idea of my taste in clothes decided to promote birkenstocks at me.

Was quite amused by this.

Tweaked the terrible loser's headline.

The shitheads with a lot of money behind them keep on ruining things for women and girls. They are going after the ponds again as well. You know what else about this fills me with anger? The government could fix the issue the supreme court found with a very small act of parliament.

Right wing politicians, do you know what is disrespectful to our armed forces?

The ancient Borogravian tradition of saluting the matinee. A few tickets left for our show at 14:30 www.ticketsource.co.uk/midlandplaye...

It says here in the Ankh-Morpork Times that there is currently one seat now available for Monstrous Regiment tonight. And while Saturday evening has sold out there are a handful of tickets for the matinee. Buy via the link in my bio.

What sage advice is Cpl Scallot offering to the squad here? Find out by watching Monsterous Regiment tonight, or two shows Saturday (Friday is sold out). www.ticketsource.co.uk/midlandplayers

Opening night for Monstrous Regiment. www.ticketsource.co.uk/midlandplayers

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