Never thought I’d get a chance to use this gif

The federal government under Trump is so broke

Trump is so evil he won’t even do something that has a minimum amount of good in it

MAGA is a joke. The whole movement is useless. They believe in nothing. Just simps thirsting for approval of a decaying game show host who wouldn’t deign to be in the same planet as him if he had his way

Sadly, I did know what the next word in this sentence was going to be

He played 27 instruments on an album is what he did! He was a musical virtuoso! And in this house, Prince is a hero! End of story!

“I just care about the economy. That’s why I voted for Trump.”

@cnn.com ‘s reporting is already this dogshit before Bari Weiss takes it over

You will never find a mainstream media outlet that wonders if a forever preemptive war is justified morally or legally. Just endless horse race bullshit.

Media and swing voters notice something millions of people noticed 15 years ago

Charred news article you find in a post apocalyptic video game

Evergreen reply to Chuck Schumer

Reminder of who wasn’t mentioned in the Epstein files

Me when people expect me to get wowed when a wealthy person really “burns” Trump at an award show:

Can’t imagine how nice it is to get paid to have brain dead takes like this. Could it be the fact that Trump is a decaying sociopathic lunatic or perhaps an illusory vaguely defined curse? Who’s to say?

Are we really this gullible? Just because Trump swapped out one white supremacist for another, that doesn’t mean anything has changed. Not until his little army of Gestapo thugs are the hell out of my state.

Counterpoint: No

USA Today giving @nytpitchbot.bsky.social a run for its money

@reuters.com Fixing your headline for you: DOJ allies with terrorists to hurt civil servants

So 2026 is gonna be this, right? Him just getting the KFC Awesome President Award or the Hobby Lobby Masculine Big Boy Awesome Wiener Prize

Once again, @cnn.com being a “pick me” network for state media. Labeling a video where veteran lawmakers remind service members to refuse illegal orders, as required by law, as “controversial” is basically doing PR work for the fascists.

Counterpoint: No. People are going to die bc due to losing their health insurance, and that’s not a price I’m willing to pay for a couple of weeks of Epstein headlines that the media will bury and voters will memory hole by January Reposted bc the jabroni blocked me for not agreeing with them

CNN once again with a boneheaded horse race take. Sure, the party that’s done nothing but talk shit on the plan will suffer in THIS election despite having no plan for 15 years, and their comeuppance has been complete control of everything forever

There was a time that the world’s richest man made stuff that people actually liked. But apparently, a literal trillion dollar fortune is awarded to a man who oversaw one of the greatest automotive failures in history, and tanked the already anemic sales of the company. Meritocracy, my ass

Talk to people who aren’t terminally online and you’ll get just how deranged this all is

Me to every donor and fan who cried and bitched (and in the donors case, threatened and cajoled) to get Rich Rod back:

This reminds me of the time Kevin Feige said I was too chiseled and beautiful to be Captain America, and had to give the role to much more homely Chris Evans

Me when Mitch McConnell crawls out of whatever hole he’s been hiding in to offer his opinion the crisis he helped create:

Growing up, we were taught that certain problem exist because there is no money in fixing them. But as this headline demonstrates, if enough trust fund brat knuckleheads with MBAs want something bad enough, literally endless money will be poured into it despite zero indication that it works