Random shitposting image edits: Cynthia out of context (The text contents are word to word of real dialogue)

I actually think it's not Off the Hook; on a closer look, it appears both of the characters on there are Inklings, with an ink colour pairing not seen on earlier characters, so I think they might very well be effectively brand new characters, though their importance remains unknown

Welcome to another episode of me spending ridiculous amounts of time on making funny image edits This time featuring Shiver from Splatoon Raiders Hear me ou- *gets shot*

My live reaction:

Automatic downloads for pre-orders is funny, I got jumpscared by Splatoon Raiders having been installed on my Switch 2 overnight when I opened the Home Menu whilst playing Pokémon Pokopia

I literally could not be more biased for the answer: Sprigatito Meowscarada is my favourite final evolution of a first partner Pokémon, and favourite Pokémon overall, for reasons including none other than it being literally my first Pokémon EVER (Also it is grass and cat)

Chat, I think I'm beyond cooked: I have over 250 hours in Pokémon Pokopia, and only now I found the "Collection" menu... ...Though it's mostly just me being blind and/or distracted, because it is one of the nine options seen in the main menu, so it is extremely easy to find... Lmao

Post this Mew to-... Wait what?

It rather seems like I've "once again" "forgotten" about the Sneak Peek of an upcoming Splatfest in Splatoon 3, so I didn't get to see what the pre-Splatfest dialogue was... It's suboptimal because I unironically care more about that, than the gameplay that happens in Splatfests, lmao

I just made an extremely funny realization in Pokémon Violet: In Uva Academy, there's a book titled "Galar: A History", which until now, I hadn't realized is the book that's written by Professor Sonia during Pokémon Sword/Shield, given to player in that game, but unreadable in it...

Now that I've managed to catch the Guardian Deities and (most of) Ultra Beasts, I have very few Pokémon remaining that I have not had in Pokémon HOME at all... Naganadel will be easy enough and Deoxys I can import eventually... hopefully Celebi and Zarude are impossible for now...

I'm extremely tempted to fistfight against Peonia; for several days by now she has literally only talked about Xerneas, whom I had already caught, so I can't get information about other Pokémon...

Chatting with the legendary birds is funny because it's possible to have two different individuals of the same effective species, so the text says the species name twice

I have finally been reunited with my beloved... After several attempts, I managed to catch Xerneas on my secondary user, the main one is still for Shiny Pokémon hunting

Man.

Fun fact: The lake guardians are some incredibly small Pokémon, I only truly realized it recently after taking Mesprit as my Walking Pokémon It's so small, a human could hold it in one hand, despite being a primordial Legendary Pokémon

I found Reshiram's only weakness... ... ... It's afraid of COSMOG...? It's extremely funny because Reshiram is like level 80, and Cosmog is literally level 5, Reshiram could obliterate Cosmog in zero units of time

Anyone else strive for making an outfit for their player character based on their partner Pokémon? I think I did it decently well in my second playing of Pokémon Sword ...Ignore the fact that my partner Pokémon is Reshiram, LOL

Me in the summer heat

I did some casual VS Races in Mario Kart World, and for once I got a top 3 consisting of Daisy and her girlfrien- I mean... uhh, erm...

I just opened Pokémon Pokopia, and got mildly jumpscared by pictures of an incredibly amazing Pokémon Yes, I have not forgotten about Goodra since the temporary fixation I had for it; it still remains in my top 10 most favourite Pokémon, eheh

I tried the Amity Square in Brilliant Diamond with several Pokémon, and whilst it is ridiculously limited, it is still quite a neat thing If only there was a game that allowed having fun with lots of Pokémon in a more open world...

I went to play Splatoon 3 for the BIG Big Run, and... of course I come across this anti-LGBTQ+ fuckwit once again If only there was a way to block specific users, to get rid of the small quantity of morons that are occasionally found Too bad their posts seem vague enough for Nintendo to not care

Did you know: Deoxys is available to fight without event in the Nintendo Switch version of Pokémon LeafGreen and FireRed Versions, and that is the only way to find it as Shiny ...I just found it, after like 60 hours of hunting... Sufficient to say, it went into the Master Ball very fast, LMAO

Post this photograph to piss off Volo (I found out it's possible to just buy Volo's entire Pokémon Wielder outfit, and his hairstyle in said outfit, in Pokémon Legends: Arceus, for some reason)

I went to do some Eternal Battle Reverie, and... uhh... ...I think Shaymin is fucked, LOL "Who would win, a Mythical grass hedgehog, or... the primordial deities of the entire fucking universe?"

Call me Volo the way I'm chilling at Spear Pillar with Giratina for literally no reason

<Insert Spiderman pointing meme here> I recently caught Arceus in Pokémon Brilliant Diamond, so I was able to do a very funny thing with two individual Arceus, which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever in lore terms

You ever wandered around in early routes, and accidentally ran into a Legendary Pokémon? ...This has happened more than once to me with Cresselia, LOL

Me: "I should go to Solaceon Ruins to catch all forms of Unown" Shiny Unown: *exists* Sufficient to say I didn't expect for my first Shiny Pokémon in Brilliant Diamond to be a cod damn Unown, lmao Took me over 100 hours to find a Shiny Pokémon in this game, still not too shabby