Anybody wanna sit on my chest and just go ham on my eyebrows

I was going to IPL tonight, but between a rambunctious cat and being kind of sloppy while shaving tonight, I look like I went swimming in knives, so shooting lasers into my cuts is probably not a great move

Hokey smokes I'm tired tonight I didn't even do anything What the heck

"Sir"

Got the boob tingles that usually means I've got growth coming

Pride is this Sunday. I dunno if I'm going to go or not. Last year was such a disappointment, and there's a good chance of rain this year, which I guess is a nice switch from the blazing heat we've had every other year

What's it like to live where people are

"I didn't sleep last night at all, I'm sad, and I'm bedrotting, but at least I have a big fluffy cat to keep me company" *Cat bites the shit out of my hand and runs off* "... Okay."

Sorry I haven't been around a whole lot the past couple days, either here on discord Brain is soup Soupbrain

I ate a pizza I should...I should not have done that

"Watch out for snakes!" is up there

"Relative success" is what you call it when you lose, right?

Three days off now, thank goodness Past two weeks have lasted forever

Bottom dysphoria go vroooom

Shot shooted I know you were worried

Fuuuuuuuuck

I think I'm just going to go to bed I'm not doing great tonight

I feel like I'm underwater Like all sensory input is coming through muted and from far away

0 3 4

Night night I love you

Aw, piss, she's one of ours

3 weeks until vacation

Woke up at 2am with a pisser of a headache that is making getting back to sleep kind of impossible

Oh cool, we're gonna be around 110F tomorrow. Rad.

My trans masc friend who moved away around a year ago just stopped by the library to pick something up, so I got to talk with him and give him a big hug. It was really nice. He is the sweetest guy I've ever met.

"Buddy"

It was fun! He was all flippy and stuff

Is it really "doomscrolling" if I just go, like, one full wheel down and see three news articles that make me want to drown myself in the toilet?

C'mon, mate, I'm at dinner

They will treat us as women just long enough to call us hysteric.