Flute Manhawk

@thelittlestoaf

High class clown. Drummer/Musician. Commercial Photographer. Jaywalking enthusiast. Toronto bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabk5he6rx6e

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Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· 22d

Ruthie's checking out the neighbourhood...

A little brown dog sitting on a brown leather sofa looking out a window. It's nice and sunny outside.

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· 23d

😬 I do, but I also like crunchy. Just as long as it's all natural. This stuff is the bomb...

Kraft Only Peanuts + Sea Salt peanut butter.

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· 25d

Action shot of one of my toenail clippings flying through the air while I give myself a pedicure in the backyard:

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· 26d

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· 26d

Have some Norma to help you sleep…

Norma the black, brown and white mutt dozing on a brown leather couch

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· 28d

It's an album cover:

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· 29d

Calling in sick with a bad case of acute puppititis.

Three very cute and good dogs on a brown leather couch

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· Jul 2

For some silly reason I attempted to do a 115km bike ride yesterday in this stupid heat. I tapped out at 74kms and made my way back to the nearest town and called my sister to pick me up (I was visiting her at the time) and drove back to her place and her beautiful beautiful swimming pool….

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· Jul 1

The girls are partying with their cousins!

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· Jun 28

My dogs. My beautiful dogs…

Close up of a brindle-coated dog’s face. Her name is Frida.

Close up of a little brown and grey/white dog’s face. Her name is Ruthie.

Close up of a brown, black and white dog’s face. Her name’s Norma.

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· Jun 23

“Did somebody say 101 former judges?”

Cruella De Vil, as played by Glenn Close in the film 101 Dalmations.

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· Jun 23

Fucking hell, I thought that was John Torrington for a second!

The frozen and mummified corpse of John Torrington, a sailor on the doomed Franklin Arctic expedition.

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· Jun 21

Did anyone else ride their bicycle 133kms today and visit the town where some of Schitt’s Creek was filmed? Did anyone else wish their knees were 30 years younger today?

A Strava map showing a bike route headed northeast of Toronto

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· Jun 15

My wife has a poem called Flymo!

FLYMO

Bungee on the throttle and a rope on the handle
just how the old timers showed me. I lowered the mower
over a ridge of bank, where it hovered on a cushion of air, side
to side like a floor polisher or no, a hooked
benthic fish, reeled back up making
easy work of what otherwise wouldn’t be. A “perfect piece of fit”
from Jack’s personal stash loaded onto a trailer with
the standard issue weed whacker and ride’m mower, that’ll
teach Sue to wear shorts, the hot muffler branding her thigh.
Haven’t seen her since or a Flymo, that stingray I swung by its tail.
Upturned, the single blade of its orange face,
blurred time, chewed and spat out air of which there was none
in the tractor cab with fixed windows, my butt wed to the seat.
A hitch mower on rollers, around football fields,
goal posts, my focus had me nodding off to. Even though I passed
the test — reversing through pylons, when the men were merely handed
over the keys — I ran out of gas, was removed from that duty, a relief.
Decent jobs back then. All you had to do to get them was show
up early and stand in line. We de-lawned the lawn and laid fresh sod
to pad out that year’s budget. When the grass browned
we parked and snoozed on city time. Dad said he was coached
to say in English, “I’m, lazy, you’re crazy, give me a job.”
He did and was hired, the guy who taught him that— fired.

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· Jun 9

DON'T PUSH ME OR I WILL OPEN UP ON YOU

A sign on a door that says "Please note: This door is armed

-Nellie's Management"

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· Jun 3

Clams do.

A strip from the comic B.C. Peter is dozing on a sand dune when he spies a clam running along the beach. He gets up and says "I saw that! I saw you run with legs!...You got legs!" then he gets up and shouts "CLAMS GOT LEGS!" while the clam says "No I have to kill him".

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· Jun 2

If you see this and you wanna, quote with a pic of you wearing sunglasses Mines from the early 2000s, too, but it’s a Polaroid of my wife and I.

A couple sitting on the grass wearing sunglasses.

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· May 30

I don’t have a picture of Ruthie sitting on it, but she’s the only one of our dogs that does. It doubles as a storage box:

Bottom landing of a staircase with a built-in window bench / storage box.

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· May 30

I thought it was shawarma at first glance...

A couple of big ol' shawarma meat columns spinning in their cooking doodads.

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· May 28

I think this company should hire me. I’d make an excellent tata consultant.

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· May 28

It's watch photography day! 📷 Canon EOS 6D mkIII / Canon Macro 100mm #productphotography #commercialphotography #studiophotography #watches #auctionhouse

A black Rolex Oyster Perpetual Cosmograph 'Daytona' PVD-Coated Wristwatch on a black background.

A gold IWC -Schaffhausen 'Da Vinci' Wristwatch With Perpetual Calendar on a green background.

An Omega Seamaster 'Planet Ocean Deep Black - GMT' Wristwatch on a grey background.

A Lady's Chopard Wristwatch in an ornate 18k white gold case and bracelet strap set with a total of 280 brilliant cut diamonds on a black background.

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· May 27

Come to Toronto, we got black squirrels, we got grey squirrels and we've even got the occasional white squirrel...

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· May 26

This looks suspiciously like the one in my pocket right now, down to the initials on the inside! 😁 I couldn’t be happier with it - an absolute quality piece from someone who took the time to get it just right. As long as I don’t lose it, this will be the last wallet I own.

A wallet from Boiled Owl Leather Goods, laying open on a picnic table.

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· May 26

Show us how you've changed. Me at 19 and me at 56.

Youthful Flute doing something unspeakable to a dorm room door.

Flute as he is now. Older, greyer, less smiley...

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· May 23

Ooops! I accidentally deleted my anniversary post while trying to add this picture of my wife and I at Embassy Bar in Kensington Market after we couldn’t get in to the fancy hotel bar we wanted to go to. After this we went for fish’n’chips…

Flute Manhawk and his beautiful wife, taking a selfie in a bar.

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· May 20

Opening a portal at work...

Photo of a large gilt rococo mirror on a white seamless paper backdrop in a photo studio. I'm the guy in the reflection, taking the picture.

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· May 19

Flute Manhawk reporting for lilac sniffing duty!

A photo of me, the poster known as Flute Manhawk, standing in front of a fully bloomed light purple lilac tree (shrub? bush?) in front of my house. I've got my hands shoved in my pants pockets like a dweeb and I'm wearing a shirt from the Blood Brothers Brewery that says "Blood Light" on the front. The lilac smells fucking amazing, btw.

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· May 17

Seems like a disadvantage if you ask me…

A big truck with a sign on the side that reads “The Dry Suction Advantage”

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· May 15

Someone already posted Chili Crisp, so I'll add this to the fray...

A bottle of Portugallo Spicy Garlic Sauce.

Flute Manhawk@thelittlestoaf· May 10

The boys and I drove down the highway a couple hours to play our first ever live gig as a band at a friend’s art opening in beautiful Belleville, Ont at a brewery. Here we are playing a little Grateful Dead (that’s me behind the drums):