a bottom that has his man pound him on demand— called that whipped topping

I’m on vaca if you couldn’t tell

British oomf every Friday

omw to quit my job 😛🫠

I keep trying to put in notice at my job and my boss keeps canceling last minute 😭

happy pride month to all my oomfies 🏳️‍🌈

sir I’m just a cowboy 🤠

this is a sign that you need to send them to me

living rent free in my mind thanks to @bostongayboy.bsky.social

do they still make these? bc I want one in a bad way

Went here and it was #FCF every day

embarrassed to admit that I’d let the English muffin hit it

If you see this post a concert photo you took

menu at the restaurant tonight kinda giving Mamdani campaign content vibes

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Stoppp you didn’t see that 🙅‍♀️

things to think about when considering a move to a new city 🏃‍♂️💨

bitches know they can’t catch me

Okay I can die happy

I’m seeing queen Jade tonight and when I tell you I have waited 6+ years for this concert, I’m not exaggerating (Little Mix never toured US and they canceled the London show I had tickets to in 2020)

🏃‍♂️back in the sunshine; I’m soo slow and out of shape 🫣

Well they took this one 😈

One last 🏋️‍♂️💦 for 2025

why is this rental truck on our street trying to have sex with me

So you’re saying you’d like a half dozen of my 2025 Bon Appetit cranberry swirl massacre cookies? 😂