Pseudo 🎃

@thepseudosapien

I babble, game, draw, abuse ellipses & nail stuff to other stuff. Enby dingus (Any pronouns).💋 Here and also there, trying out that omnipresence schtick. Bring out your dead! 💀

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Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· 16d

Huffing petrichor after a month of drought like

Scene from the film "Scarface" where character Tony Montana is snorting a mountain of coke on his desk with dazed eyes and coke all over the end of his nose.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· 18d

I know they're designed to display pins but this tv ita bag was just begging to be a Ring bag, and damn right I threw together a matching curse tape purse and Sadako raggy doll charm to go with it lol.🖤

A black and brown leather bag designed to look like a CRT TV, in the clear screen section is a still from the curse tape in the film "The Ring", specifically an image of a man with a cloth over his head pointing off camera, in front of the bag is a small black rectangular coin purse painted to look like a VHS tape, and to the right is a white featureless rag doll in a white dress with long black bedraggled hair and grey staining on its feet.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· 22d

Tonight's random Vinted recommendation is an extremely fuckin questionable "creamer jug". ..Whooooole lot to unpack here..

A vinted listing showing various angles of an early 1900s creamer jug in the shape of a racially insensitive Asian man dressed in red holding a white crane suggestively against his body by the legs with his ponytail forming the handle. The crane's facial expression is cartoonish wide eyed terror, which is pretty bloody understandable.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· 22d

I don't often bother painting my toenails but I had the urge so now they're dark blue and I keep forgetting and then spotting them in my peripheral vision and having a split second of OH GOD BEETLES

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· 28d

Pizza and Backrooms and pizza and Backrooms and pizza and Backroooooms 🤘🍕📺

A TV showing the opening scene of the film "Backrooms" wherein we see a skewed angle of a series of nonsensical beige rooms and hallways, with a very cheesy pizza with obligatory dipping sauce on a low table in the foreground.Perfeck.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· Jul 8

Just got a FB ad through which I shall doubtless uncover the untold truths of this twisted reality.. I reckon it's gonna be butts.

A sponsored ad from facebook showing what appears to be a gold metal ring in the shape of an ass with the text "Untold Truth" and a website address of the same name to the right of it.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· Jul 7

Going through my hoard of late night screenshots and can't believe I forgot about these extremely ai blankets. Disthing soccer at your peril.

Two AI blankets, the one on the left has diagonal green stripes with yellow stars and questionable soccer balls with red and yellow text in the center that reads " Do not disthing soccer I'm game". The blanket on the right is dog themed in a pastel patchwork style with strange blobs that I think are supposed to be paw prints around the edge and text in the center which reads "Best dogs home dogs people love dogs", with text in several of the patches which say "People", "Dog", "Dogs love people" and so on. Excellent first day on earth blankets for aliens looking to blend in.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· Jun 26

We've spent the last two days living on the floor surrounded by fans and she is so very done with it lol.

A black cat laying on a beige carpet with her back facing the camera with an electric hand fan angled towards her

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· Jun 24

Me and my cat trying not to die like:

A still from Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein edited to look like Victor and the creature are basking in the light and cool air from an open refrigerator.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· Jun 22

It came with a small bag of random pins too, including this fantastic Jesus ketchup one lol. The rest weren't particularly interesting but this one's going straight on the faves board.🤣

A small pin shaped like a squeezy ketchup bottle with a label that reads " Catch up with Jesus. Lettuce praise and relish him. Cuz he loves me from my head to ma toes ". Someone clearly had fun designing this and frankly I applaud their enthusiasm lol.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· Jun 22

I know I said I wasn't gonna get any more bags until one was on its way out, but then I found a wood panel tv-shaped ita bag and I basically had no choice, you understand..📺

A black bag shaped like a CRT TV with brown wood panel style accents, gold heart shaped buttons and two black and gold volume and channel knobs. The screen is a clear plastic pocket with an insert designed like a heart shaped test signal. Behind it are a variety of horror VHS tapes.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· Jun 21

Tonight's random etsy recommendation is sensory nightmare cat bollock socks.

A pair of mismatched socks seen from behind, the left is white with an image of an orange cat showing its ass, the right is black with a grey cat doing the same and both have 3 D pompom testicles. As a boot wearer my calves are annoyed just looking at them lol.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· Jun 19

Someone in my block has the most hideous ai slop shirt and it's taking every molecule of decency in my body not to go set fire to it..

A shirt hanging upside down on a clothesline, it has an all over print of what appears to be anthropomorphic bananas in various states of agony and confusion, quite accurately reflecting my own feelings upon seeing it.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· Jun 14

There are many horrors in this world and so it's more important than ever to keep in mind that cats hug their feeps when they sleeps.

A sleeping black cat curled up on a black hoodie on an office chair hugging its feet and tail against its face.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· Jun 2

Watching a BBC piece on El Niño and I'm sorry but what in the Knightmare are these effects now?? 😂

A clip from BBC news showing a male presenter viewed from a high angle reacting dramatically to a rather clunky 3d effect that's supposed to look like half the floor has dropped in front of him, revealing a red blue and white ocean temperature graphic. It's all very grey, poorly lit, and the angles are atrocious, we can do better than this surely.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· Jun 1

My youtube recommendations kicking off Pride with a stark warning for all the bear lovers out there..

Thumbnail for a questionable youtube video showing a janky a i x-ray of a human torso with the right shoulder appearing swollen and red and full of little spirals, the title reads "He ate a bear, three weeks later his muscles were full of worms" by a channel called Diagnosis Glitch.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· May 28

Madam, delighted with the temperature finally dropping below 5000C, has become a window slug.🖤

A windowsill with black blinds opened slightly showing a black cat with an orange collar laying flat against the windowsill with its feet tucked under it making it look like a fluffy snail, or sea cucumber, or basically anything long dark and floopy lol.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· May 23

Leather work in my 20s: club gear, 30s: Armour/Larp gear, 40s: Reupholstering the cat's office chair before she starts eyeballing mine..

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· May 18

Songs for the complicit🖤 (cuz sometimes journaling just doesn't cut it and you need to doodle some vengeful monsties)

Pencil drawing of a female figure in kimono style attire with long black hair with bangs under which is a toothy maw where her eyes should be, her lips are angrily pursed, there are many eyes peering out between the waves of her hair and she is holding a huge bloodied eyeball in front of her. The image is all greyscale apart from the eyes in her hair which are reddish brown.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· May 13

I have survived my 44th journey around the sun and shall therefore devour sacred cake and ice cream, as is the hallowed custom.💪💀

Image of text on a black t-shirt written in a bold drippy font in pink yellow and blue which reads "I can't believe I clawed my way out of the abyss for this".

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· May 11

Tonight's random etsy recommendation is a vintage wax medical butt cheek display.💉🍑 ..No idea what it's meant to help diagnose, it seems like a pretty normal ass in a box to me but that's probably why I'm not a doctor.

An etsy listing showing a wax model of a left buttock surrounded in white cloth on a black wooden board. £344 if you're interested lol.

The wax buttock laying in what appears to be the original box, which is made of thick beige card stapled at the corners.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· May 11

Was trimming the cemetery log to even it out and discovered a creepy cursed eyeball inside.. I'm way too pleased lol, it's like getting an ultra-rare glitter variant in the witchiest blind bag ever (& far superior to other blind bags cuz it's spooky AND biodegradable).💀👍

Cross section of a log with a blemish in the left side that looks like a brown eyeball with lighter iris and big black pupil in the center.

The same log with the removed slice placed over where it was cut from, concealing the "eyeball" with only a bit of a smudge where it would be.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· May 9

Sometimes youtube recommendations really do come through lol, I don't know if this is a brilliant or terrifying ad for a psychotherapist but dammit I'm in.😂

A screen cap of a youtube video by psychotherapist Georgia Dow in which she is dressed as the character of Homelander from tv show The Boys, complete with gold eagle heads on her shoulders, with her name and occupation on the screen in front of her.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· May 8

It's definitely giving 8-bit mappage lol, Ikari Wars also springs to mind, but like..way poopier.

A screen from the 8 bit game Ikari Warriors showing two brown land masses with green terrain at the edges separated by a blue river with a log bridge across it.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· May 8

Ok I knew yeezys were hideous but what in god's name is this? What IS this?? I could staple together random sneakers I found under bridges blindfolded and still wouldn't end up with such a heinous amalgam of poor choices..

Side view of a brown and dark brown mottled wedge sneaker with an uneven strip of blue along the side, with tan laces and a strange smooth opening for the foot to go in that looks like the mouth of a cracked out muppet from Meet the Feebles.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· May 7

Met a huge cat earlier who looked precisely how I felt about sudden morning missions lol. Awake, but at what cost..

A large white cat standing in a concrete driveway with it's tail hanging down and a groggily squinting expression on its face. Same, little dude, same.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· May 5

Took a lil detour to the cemetery (needed a log, as one does), and met a very distinguished buddy. Big smooth boi, very good.🤌

A view across low grave markers covered in flowers and little ornaments with a big black crow peeking out from behind a stone planter on one of the graves.

A large crow viewed from the side walking across a little stone pavement. You can see his little toes, which is very important.

A crow standing towards the viewer with it's head turned to one side, demonstrating the chunkiness of it's body. I was standing quite a way back too, it was huge, my cat would've cried and run away to be honest.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· May 2

Forgot to share but I found an unexpected jewel of m'youth while thrifting; a Dufex foil print by twin artists Janet and Anne Grahame Johnstone titled "The Barbecue". This was in my childhood bestie's room & absolutely formed a big slice of my psyche lol, absolute bastard to take pics of though..

A framed metallic foil print depicting a nighttime fantasy forest scene lit by a big full moon, with two little groups of humanoid goblins and a family of black dogs sitting around a fire grilling meat and eating mushrooms, and several in the background enthusiastically lining up to be served soup from a large cauldron by a smiling motherly looking goblin.

A straighter angle of the same picture. Basically I tried to make the shiny metallic foil effects apparent and failed miserably lol, but it gives a clearer view of some of the details.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· May 2

The physical media mission had a sudden glorious growth spurt, 'bout damn time I got a proper set of Venture Bros.🤘😤 The bargain gods were definitely feeling charitable lol I can't even feel bad about it.

Assorted DVDs laying on a table, there are fifteen seasons of South Park, a box set of the Cube film trilogy, a set of George Romero's Dead trilogy, the Lord of the Rings extended special edition set, Wayne's World 1 and 2, the South Park movie, the 80s My Little Pony movie, and Bloodsucking Freaks on blu ray, with the complete series of The Venture Brothers laying on top of them all. If you don't have five different prints of Night of the Living Dead, have you ever truly seen it but at all?

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien· Apr 22

Bought a stack of dvds from Cex & when checking em the guy grimaced & said one was very discoloured & that I should bring it back if it doesn't work. It looked fine to me so I was confused but whatever, well I just checked it.. & I think the guy just hadn't encountered a dual layer disc before lol..