Cheating and posting two. Just because.

Cheers!

Right... where DID I put that box of flags? FORÇA! 😏🇪🇸

If Mr Bosh was any thicker, he'd set. Melt. 🙄

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image.

Post a random photo of something.

I would much rather stick pins in my eyes, thanks. 🤮

It essentially looks like a giant pencil sharpener but it's for carrots. And it has a peeler on the end. Voilà!

Myself and Oleh Psiuk from KALUSH would like to disagree on that one. Sorry.

What's it like inside your head?

About halfway up Ilkley Moor (bah't 'at) about twenty years ago.

I'll let you decide. (Some info withheld due to it being confidential work stuff.)

Two for one: Malta and Scarborough.

FROM EARLIER: Bag w****r on the bus. Welcome to the number 6 in York, folks...

Choo-choo! 🚂

Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white.

See you in the Championship next year, Hammers. 😏⚒️

My colourful umbrella that was bought for me by a former work colleague. They replaced it after accidentally chucking my old one in the bin. I still have the brolly but I no longer have that job. I was sacked for an unrelated incident a few months later. Oh well, eff 'em.

Forget sharing the last picture you saved, I want to see the very first picture on your phone. Scroll back until your fingers bleed.

You know what really grinds my gears? THIS. 😒👇🏼

Advertise your account with a Taskmaster GIF.

They did this to Bambie Thug from Ireland in 2024 as well over their wicca-themed tattoos and, two years later, they're at it again, this time to LELEK from Croatia. Can they FINALLY be chucked the f**k out? 🤔 #Eurovision #ESC

Re: Eurovision, and to prove I'm not completely anti-Israel, here's a screenshot from my LastFM page showing that I've had at least one of their songs blaring out today. Noa's song from 2023 was the last one I liked of theirs. The last three (including this year) have been rather dull. 🤐

A paint-splattered ghost cat.

Um... I thought R*f*rm were against rainbows? 🤔

And this is the inside of the black case. The yellow one just has two pairs of sunglasses in it so I thought the black one would be a bit more interesting. 😁

Been busy stickering a couple of my little cases. The yellow one is a glasses case (I have two of them so I might decorate the other one as well) and the little black one is a travel case I use for all my work bits. Subtle enough for you?

To paraphrase one of my favourite films: SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST.🤦🏽‍♀️ (Don't look at me. I couldn't vote yesterday as we didn't have elections in North Yorkshire.)