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This email comes a day after this text message. $10 doesn't even get you a beverage that would make watching this team palatable. #MetsSky
If you're wondering how anyone can afford to pay a player $1.19 million per year to not play...Steve Cohen paid between $8-$12 million for THIS #MetsSky
These jerseys are pretty nice. I'd like them better if the "New York" matched the rest of the numbers and lettering. Either way, I won't be buying because our country is straight BUNS and the 250th birthday has been co-opted by Donald Trump and his flunkies.
I can't tell if this is the dumbest tweet of all time or the smartest tweet of all time #MetsSky
I grew up in Stamford, Connecticut. Bobby was ALWAYS around. He got the Mets to donate turf to our little league field. The high school he went to turned into the middle school I attended and now teach at. I drank at his bar. I coached at his sports academy. He's a hell of a genuine person. #MetsSky
Well, #MetsSky, last night was the first game of the season I skipped. Instead, I watched True Romance. My message to David Stearns:
