Put aluminum foil down they said. It will keep the cats off the counter they said. #catsofbluesky #tuxedo #lolidowhatiwant

Claude insight, wrapped in an ancient AbFab character. It’s like working with Bubble. She tries really hard but has zero context for what she is doing. She proudly restates the dumbest things in an effort to appear on the ball.

The utility of the SF emergency text system is … not great for me.

What in the cozy core desktop publishing cloaca goop is this spam?

Sure the country is self destructing, but did you also know that San Francisco parking has become extra enshittified courtesy of our city’s 2nd largest budget allocation which is always v. poverty of course?

My very own commemorative screenshot nft I’ll let you buy it from me for .75btc but for a whole bitcoin I’ll give you some of my adrenochrome.

New stuffy from FAO just dropped!!!

#CatsOfBluesky #NotSorry

Don’t share this pic I am told.

Let’s not have any more separating artist from art when the art is garbage and the artist is also garbage.

What.

Polite paws x 2

Well that was a roller coaster ride.

Garbage anxiety inducing communication 1) NO LONGER ENROLLED OMG 2) oh. I changed my credit card which apparently you “unenrolled” then de-enrolled me in autopay.

My “unusual behavior” is using a VPN. GFYS R&B and every other enshittified website using a CDN blocking me. Byeeeeeee.

She’s an ally

What doing today?

I especially love LG enshittifying an already TERRIBLE and almost useless “smart appliance” app by adding mother effing advertising to it.

This is all you need to know.

This is also Ripley. She is also enormously helpful.

Sometimes I see a hidden post from a well loved person like @chucktingle.bsky.social and think OH NO what terrible thing did they do then I realize they committed the sin of posting about a sportsball which is fine I guess :) (I have an extensive sportsball mute list.)

That’s right, Bill. Let’s “balance” the needs of a “frustrated” person optionally wielding an armed multi-ton metal weapon capable of turning the human body into a crayon mark on asphalt against someone who is “walking slowly.” YOU’RE THE GODDAMN PROBLEM, BILL.

The federal government of the United States of America continues it pogrom on trans kids, trans people, and queer people.

Ew. Ew ew ew. What the gross bullshit is this.

Father, why are you disturbing our beauty sleeps? #caturday

Passive aggressive dark patterns, now for cats!

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

Tysm with your help air drying the dishes, fur child.

I do not regret to inform you I love these Soban orange chicken puffs.