I would have got away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddlesome kids!

"A Great Day in Beverly Hills." An homage to Art Kane.

...and dogs will have postal routes, and hats will be made from edible materials, too!

Trump is kind of like Eddie Haskell, if Eddie Haskell had no filters and said whatever offensive bullshit came into his mind and had millions of knuckle draggers cheering him on.

I still have my Wu.

Maybe we'll hear from Mitch after the next thunderstorm.

Ah, the old Nuremberg "nobody's pefrect" defense.

May the Trump Memorial be the deepest ever. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

If he was the Captain, then why did he have Tennille's hair?

"Russia cares."

Boebert, Greene. . .

"We need a new distraction from the Epstein files. Rudy, would you mind dying?"