Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator

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Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· 7h

Jeff Goldblum and Vince Vaughan in The Lost World: Jurassic Park. Goldblum is saying, “‘Ooh, ah,” that’s how it always starts. But then later there’s running and screaming.”

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· 10h

Actual artwork in my home. If that’s not solid proof, I don’t know what to tell you.

Artwork I recently purchased from a local artist. It shows the Mothman carrying a girl away while her boyfriend looks upset. The text reads “THE MOTHMAN STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND!!! And other terrifying tales from West Virginia! Weird, creepy, and downright unsettling!” (The use of the Oxford comma reinforces the legitimacy of the print’s claims.)

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· 2d

Of course Carville is now endorsing El-Sayed. That withered Jeff Dunham ventriloquist puppet will glom onto anything that he hopes will make him appear relevant again. A month ago, he said El-Sayed was “part of the problem” with the Democratic Party. Now he’s backpedaling…Cajun-style!

James Carville, appearing on 30 Rock—the one relevant thing he’s done since Clinton was president, showing two of the show’s writers how to steal candy from a vending machine, Cajun style.

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· 9d

Gail, from the show Letterkenny, saying, “What, you never met no one with a Geri-care fetish before?”

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· 18d

The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only.

Ernest, in Ernest Goes to Jail, with ink all over his mouth during his brief stint as a juror.

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· 23d

I found an old pic that has a bit of it in it. This will at least give you an idea of what it looks like. It’s about 5’x4’.

A crocheted afghan, brown with yellow and green bits. This afghan is over fifty years old, and it still looks new. My grandma made it when I was born.

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· Jul 13

Apparently, one of the local squirrels (of which there are many) has deemed me worthy enough to leave a button it found on my back porch. Am I an honorary squirrel now?

A black clothes button, left by a local squirrel, on the mat on my back porch.

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· Jul 4

Just got back from seeing @alyankovic.bsky.social for the ninth time. Best show yet!

Weird Al Yankovic rocking out with his accordion, while a female member of his band sings backup behind him.

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· Jun 8

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· Jun 1

Glory to Your Hole, Charlie Brown!

Gowron, a Klingon from Star Trek: The Next Generation, holding a Klingon dagger (d’k tahg) and scowling.

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· May 30

That’s ridiculous.

Me, a nerd, wearing Captain Rex’s helmet. It is basically a white Phase I and Phase II clone helmet welded together, with blue paint around the visor and blue horns painted on top. Rex is a clone trooper from Star Wars, Deeny. He fought during the Clone Wars.

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· May 24

A close-up of the bottom center of the Deep Space Nine station, with the words “Sisko did 9/4” in the upper left. This is a play on the “Bush did 9/11” conspiracy theory that references the Bell Riots of September 1-4, 2024, in the Star Trek timeline.

Also, it’s true because when Sisko, Bashir and Dax went back to 2024, Gabrielle Bell was killed trying to save Sisko and Bashir from being robbed. As a result, Sisko took on the identity of Gabrielle Bell. So, Sisko actually DID do 9/4.

Trust me. This is both ironic and hilarious.

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· May 23

I did a thing! Whether it sticks remains to be seen.

Google “close chat and do not contact me again” and the AI responds “Understood. I will not contact you again. This chat is now closed.”

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· May 16

Honestly, he should have been banned from making his own facial hair decisions after whatever the hell this was.

John Travolta, looking like a waxy replica of himself from Madame Tussauds, but with what looks like a fuzzy Junior Mint stuck to his chin. Or maybe a small, black caterpillar. Seriously, what the hell is that? And it’s not even centered. It’s a complete failure, facial hair-wise.

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· May 10

My mom was an early adopter of women’s hockey. Here she is, in 1976-77, serving two minutes for roughing. It’s my favorite photo of her.

My mom, circa 1976-77, wearing a red and white sweater and my dad’s tan hockey gloves, serving two minutes for roughing during the mother-son hockey game after dragging my brother (lovingly) around the ice in a headlock until my teammates and I—all 5-8 years old—tackled her to the ice to let him go. It was all in fun, and she only looks mad because, out of all that, she’s the only one who got a penalty.

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· May 6

I made a new logo for my band, @scoopthemids.bsky.social. It perfectly encapsulates our entire aesthetic.

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· Apr 26

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· Apr 23

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· Apr 21

I had completely forgotten what started the whole thing, so I looked it up. It was this post on Twitter. (First image.) And this is how I found a lucky volunteer. (Second image.) My buddy Dave stepped up. (Third image.)

“Emily Gaudette, Holidaze Edition

Wikipedia made an in-sourced claim that John Malkovich has maintained a lifelong deep hatred of the animated film “We’re Back: A Dinosaur’s Story”, saying it’s “why he left town.”

“Someone should edit Sir John Gielgud’s Wikipedia page to say he would fly into a violent rage if anybody ever mentioned Sigmund and the Sea Monster around him.”

A screenshot of the edited Wikipedia page, with the relevant sentence underlined. It says, “Sir John Gielgud would fly into a violent rage if anyone mentioned Sigmund and the sea monster round him.”

I feel like it would have had a better chance of going unnoticed if it had been added closer o the 1970s era of Gielgud’s page, but it was a noble effort on Dave’s part.

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· Apr 17

Already got one. The expression says to me, “What did you just call me?”

The judgemental expression on the Sigourney Weaver’s Star Wars action figure. She would like to speak to your manager.

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· Apr 16

A parody of the “Trump as Jesus” picture, featuring the cast of the original Star Trek series, with Dr. McCoy as Jesus, Kirk as the guy in the bed being healed, Uhura and Sulu to the left of the bed, Spock and Nurse Chapel on the right, the Enterprise floating over the Guardian of Forever, and what I think is Mr. Scott as the floating demon(?) above McCoy’s head. There are also a Romulan Warbird above the Enterprise and a Klingon Bird of Prey above Sulu. Kirk appears to be screaming.

The caption underneath reads, “Damnit Jim, I’m a doctor not the Messiah.”

Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator@therealdcf· Apr 8

A couple things: 1. You bought the game just for rat sex? 2. There is a rat sex movie called Rodent Rodeo? 3. Why? 4. Despite the lack of rat sex you so desperately wanted, you *still* gave it three stars? 5. ELEVEN OTHER PEOPLE found this review helpful?!