LinkedIn is certifiably insane

People who eat gas station hotdogs watching all the salad eaters shit themselves

An asshole from Jersey moves to a new town, experiences interpersonal conflict with several classmates, and subsequently receives instruction in basic physical exercises from a maintenance professional

Today’s air quality: the smoking section in a Ponderosa in 1982

I think my daughter may be pampering our dog too much

Me holding onto my Gordita Crunch Wrap

I’m glad Spencer finally spoke up for me

Thanks to @omahakcsportsidiot.bsky.social for hooking me up!

my local ice cream shop got me feeling inspired AF

I wonder what happened to his car

Haaland

this match so far

It’s my favorite time of year! “Delusional Yankees Fans Mock Trade Scenario” season!

I’m willing to bet if Trent Grisham had 12 hits in a row, not only would it be the top story on ESPN, they would have “breaking news” to show each of his at-bats

I attempted a Vespers martini and this is fucking jet fuel

Omaha out here solving the problems that need solving

Someone’s gonna tell him right

My son during our Uber ride 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the birds are swarming in Nashville

This is a cry for help

Clutch

Just DoorDashed another 18-pack of drinks to the pool Really curious if my man is gonna come through for me or not.

I’ll celebrate the 4th my way - hating myself for cheering for a terrible baseball team that breaks my heart over and over

Vozinha in overtime

“No experience necessary to earn more than a dentist”

Well …. that’s the grossest thing I’ve ever seen at at a baseball game

It was 19,000 degrees at DollyWood