JLaw - my voice is my *passport*
@thesamedevice
They/them yonder Fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy 🥉/English teacher ->social work student/downstate NY->Philly
LOOK UPON HOT PHIL COLLINS, FOLKS. HE COULD PLAY A TAMBOURINE WITH HIS COCK
I was at the marketplace of ideas and it smelled awful
I'm fucking DEAD. Apparently: People who move to New York are colonizers, apparently. OUR CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME HOW DARE YOU SAY "BODEGA" YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A KNICK IS *huffs enormous fart* Worth noting that NYC is considerably less white than it used to be.
Least cool sexy movie? lollmao dilf city and excellent politics
Ah, I see Disney has settled upon the fucking Dreamworks GETTA LOADDA THIS face
Oh honey, how was your first day on the internet
They apparently put out THREE of these bad boys, so... Dealer's choice, I suppose
Attn @nogodsnomayors.com @postoctobrist.bsky.social @mattielubchansky.com @raaleh.bsky.social some exceptional nonsense
Two weeks to the day after we had to lay my sweet baby boy Alex to rest, and we received three incredibly kind, clearly personalized cards from his vet/techs, his ultrasound vet/techs, and the woman from Lap of Love who helped with his passing, and I am a fucking sobbing mess.
When you listen to "I wanna sex you up" you should be forced to know that this is who wanted to sex you up
It's sort of hard to explain, but it involves a photorealistic 9, along with the number 9, the Livermore light bulb, and a quote from 20020. It looks exactly like this (this was when it was fresh, a few years ago):
dude I don't know if you know this but they're selling fake Labubu weed vapes and the teens are snapping them up and I am being absolutely 100% serious. I don't know if this helps us at all in determining if we're in hell
I hate it, too. They do make HD switches so you can plug in quite a few (I assume you know this) Pardon my dust.
The sheer number of times I have repurposed this joke with slightly different language is... not a countable number rn
My husband, when he was little, thought that the s/f thing was because "in olden times, people couldn't say f because they had no teeth" I have gotten entirely too much mileage from this revelation. Also, relevant achewood