What is the point of including the map? It’s basically everywhere in this the United States, or will be soon! Also- fucking fantastic! Cyclosporiasis is attacking our stomachs! www.cnn.com/2026/07/15/h...

I recently gave up my car because it was too expensive. I am now going to flood you with pictures of my teenager on a bike over the years. Ready? See thread!

I’m thinking of making short video clips of the cats from #TheRealWorldCats and doing voiceover of their adventures. I could voiceover Sylvia’s rolls! Would you watch these?

On this episode of #TheRealWorldCats Cordelia is awful at taking selfies. The roommates have given up trying to teach her. Are they wrong?

Before the vet and after the vet.

I’m sick of falling for these cute cat AI videos. It’s so unfair!

My computer is making its own art and scaring me.

I have decided that today is national peacock appreciation day. Please post pictures of your real (or imaginary) peacock friends. I will go first.

On this episode of #TheRealWorldCats Rocky submits his headshot and resume for the leading role in “Cat Wick.” The roommates contact Keanu Reeves (who is directing) to try to put in a good word.

Poor Mitch McConnell. He’s still a toddler.

Hello United Healthcare? Do you cover “purr therapy?”

Buds

On this episode of #TheRealWorldCats Cordelia is training for a boxing match with Magic Joe. The roommates are concerned that she isn’t taking the challenge seriously and she doesn’t know who she’s up against.

On this episode of #TheRealWorldCats Cordelia refuses to do the house laundry. The roommates are becoming resentful that she isn’t following the chore chart.

I didn’t learn grammar in school. I learned what nouns, adjectives, verbs and adverbs were from Mad Libs. Anyone else?

On this episode of #TheRealWorldCats Cordelia is anxious about pursuing higher education. The roommates are tired of her hoarding the college brochures because they want to explore their own options.

I love you, Perla! Love, Cordelia

She is and she knows it! Cordelia agrees!

If you believe in yourself you can accomplish anything.

@whimsicalmuse.bsky.social I love that you rescue cats! Sylvia Plath says hello!

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Is anyone out there? Who is drinking coffee? Talk to me! Send me pics of your cats!

@darthbluesky.bsky.social who do you think was responsible for knocking down the partition. Not Cordelia?

Well shit