This diva

I don’t know how my doomer percentage is that high but I’ll take the overall result

This is UFL physiognomy

They play multiple episodes of this show every day on TBS

IRS waiting to garnish these appearance fees

Brett Veach’s draft strategy

A nap in this bad boy while the Jets are losing 12-3 to the Steelers in the third quarter would fix me

Unlocking new levels of Divorced that, until now, have never been conceived by man. A true innovator.

Brittany Mahomes is reposting conspiracy theories about the catastrophic snowstorm being “manufactured”, most cooked WAG in pro sports I’m afraid

Chiefs fans watching Josh Allen hand the Broncos a funsies field goal before half

Go Bills

Enjoying the playoffs when my team has been eliminated for weeks

Aaron Rodgers in the 2-minute drill in 2026

Folks

Me watching that game at home

Told my Bills fan friend that I’m on board for their Super Bowl run

Burrow to Mahomes on playoff elimination day

Said this in the second quarter

Chiefs fans today

I called this one for 5 Throwgasms for a reason. I SHOULDA BET ON IT.

Jonathan Gannon you WILL be contacted by Enterprise

Showing my girlfriend Jamaal Charles highlights on YouTube

Now, more than ever, the works and words of @swordsjew.bsky.social can provide endless insight into this moment

Watching the person I love the most try to navigate our healthcare system to get the tenth medication her dad requires to survive but ooops the hospital made an administrative error so now it’s gonna cost them a grand per prescription

Fully uncrustable-pilled, are you people happy now