Ryan Smith (@thesmithminute) · DIRTY

Ryan Smith

@thesmithminute

Semi-retired radio personality. Avid DIYer. Essential retail worker navigating the craziness. Purveyor of obscure references and deep cuts. What TV Tropes would call a Deadpan Snarker.

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Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· 2d

“Yes?”

Pipes, a blue and silver Autobot who transforms into a truck.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· 3d

Rax. You can eat here.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· 4d

"Yes. I get that a lot, honestly."

Flash Gordon rides a flying sled and speaks into a communication device.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· 10d

“My operatives are in place. Excellent.”

Cobra Commander sits on an orange throne-like chair. He wears a blue suit and helmet with a silver mask covering his face.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· 12d

The Talosian Keeper as he appeared in the Star Trek episodes “The Menagerie, Parts I and II.” A humanoid with an enlarged head, he wears a silver gown and gold medallion. He has a perturbed expression on his face.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· 22d

A knight in silver armor and red-and-white tabard and cape looks to the upper right. The text below reads “It was the mist unholy thing I have ever seen.”

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Jul 10

Optimus Prime says “No.”

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Jul 8

The Dragon from the bonus round of Tic-Tac-Dough. A green dragon with an angry expression in front of a red background.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Jul 4

He arrived this week. I welcomed him the best way I could.

A turquoise Soup Frog sits in front of a white bowl full of chicken noodle soup and crackers. A spoon juts out of the bowl to the upper right.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Jun 27

Nice to see the space turkey branched out.

The Ergon, a humanoid lizard/birdlike creature, stands next to Omega in the latter’s TARDIS.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Jun 22

Silhouetted by the setting sun, the Third Doctor drives back to London, leaving Jo Grant to the next chapter of her life.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Jun 5

Make a Doctor Who title less scary.

The blue time tunnel effect of the Doctor Who opening credits circa 1975. The words "The $25,000 Pyramids of Mars" are centered in white letters.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· May 28

Seriously. Story-wise there's absolutely no point to it.

The Fifth Doctor's title screen with the words "Why Is the Master Dressing Up As Kalid?"

This refers to an inexplicable moment in the Doctor Who story "Time-Flight."

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· May 23

Sterling Archer, a black-haired blue-eyed spy in a grey suit, stares directly at you. The text reads “Do you want Cybermen? Because that’s how you get Cybermen!”

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· May 8

Wink Martindale smiles and holds a card as he stands behind a podium for the game show Gambit.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· May 7

“That doesn’t look anything like me.”

A clay bust intended to look like Lionel Richie. From the video for his song “Hello.”

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· May 5

The Raston Warrior Robot, a silver humanoid robot with a featureless head. Its right hand is raised to strike.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· May 5

Leo is still seeking approval.

Leo, a man in a brown suit with a green-and-yellow lampshade on his head. His head is silhouetted as his left hand pulls a cord to turn the light on and off. Other partygoers can be seen in the background. An image from the Warner Brothers-Seven Arts cartoon “Norman Normal.”

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Apr 30

Krusty the Clown gesturing to his right with a cigarette in his hand. The caption reads “What the hell was that.”

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Apr 28

“And I saw one of the onions. And the onion looked at me.”

Ralph Wiggum stands in his kitchen, letting his parents know about babies he allegedly saw.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Apr 26

One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later…

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Apr 20

Already taken care of.

Jodie Whittaker answers a tweet from me.

“Is the Doctor ever going to oil that squeaky hinge on the TARDIS door?”

This was a question I asked in my usual weekly tweet-along when the program was shown on BBC America. I wasn’t even aware this Q&A was happening until I started getting some interesting responses.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Apr 19

“I need the most ennui you have for this movie. No, that’s too much.” #Svengoolie

Hans Moleman on the phone.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Apr 14

That's a final fate no one was expecting...

Rubik, the Amazing Cube, start of the short-lived cartoon of the same name. A Rubik's Cube with a blue head and feet, standing in the palm of a person's hand. He has a yellow aura around him.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Apr 2

In this image from Family Guy, a shirtless Mickey Rooney is on all fours on a kitchen floor, yelling at a rat.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Apr 1

That would have been an unusual prize.

The game board for the short-lived game show Battlestars. Six celebrities sit in a grid of triangles, the bottom three triangles pointing down and the upper three triangles pointing up. At the corner of each triangle is a circle featuring a number from 1-10.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Mar 31

There’s a statue of this in Namur, Belgium.

A cubistic statue of four knights on a horse in Namur, Belgium.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Mar 28

Honoring Eternia's greatest hero. #JamesTolkan

Detective Lubic, a bald man in his early fifties, sits on a chair in Castle Grayskull in the 1987 film Masters of the Universe. He wears purple and white Eternian robes with gold trim. A woman with sandy blonde hair and wearing a white dress stands next to him with her arm on his back.

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Mar 19

A newspaper headline reading “No Beer; Cat Leaves Town.”

The type below reads “Feline Deserts Connecticut Village That Went ‘Dry.’”

Ryan Smith@thesmithminute· Mar 12

“Are you sure that’s him? It doesn’t look quite right.”

A courtroom artist sketch of Corrado “Junior” Soprano, an eldrely balding man with glasses.