Squelvin HQ
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Home of "The Adventures of Squelvin" and whatever other crap i draw or think of. Soon we will crush the fascists under the wheel of progress.
Remember that guy Ricky Flame from ICarly? The Bobby Flay parody who had a mental breakdown after he lost a cooking contest, and was so desperate to never lose again that he signed up for childrens wrestling so he could always easily win? Remember how fucking pathetic he was? ...Yeah.
Leave it to Konami to start the trend of putting "you will own nothing and be happy" in the advertisements.
"BRO THE SINGULARITY IS HERE I SWEAR BRO PLEASE I JUST NEED ANOTHER TRILLION DOLLARS I KNOW WEVE LITERALLY NEVER GENERATED ANY PROFIT BUT PLEEEEEASE BRO IM NOT LYING THIS TIME BRO PLEEEEASE"
Just in case you werent aware of the fact that Christopher Nolan makes "high brow" movies for the most media illiterate chud jackoffs out there.
They could cast the entire movie with actual Greek people, and Elon would still be mad because Mediterranean people are not white enough for him.
"The wokies are mad" said guy having a mental breakdown because the planet that has always been purple is still purple. These vermin dont deserve the right to vote.
The kinda guy who says "SIGH, gaming just isnt fun anymore... 😔" and his entire backlog is just:
Right wingers pretend progressives are more violent because, unlike them, Progressive killers take out the famous wealthy oligarchs at the top of the ladder. Right wing political violence is overwhelmingly institutionalized and normalized. Middle Eastern civilians, black people, victims of ICE, etc
Thats EBENEZER Hancocks house, dummy, John's brother. John Hancock only owned the building. Ebenezer was the paymaster general of the continental army during the revolution. The secret pay office he worked out of was actually in the building behind them, Union Oyster House.
Now that #HarryPotter is back in the news, and John Lithgow is trying to downplaying what a piece of shit JK Rowling is, keep an eye out for this propoganda piece bootlicking Potterheads are posting that chops up reassembles several tweets of hers to conveniently remove the anti trans rhetoric.
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." Fascists lie as easily as they breathe.
Its kinda crazy how OW was arguably the biggest game that popularized ditching team colors for outlines in team shooters for cosmetic freedom... And then they release a battle pass with the heroes sporting legit faction colors and OOPS its the best looking battle pass theme they've ever done.