Working on a new screenplay where cryptid hunters discover a new class of monster - wild, carnivorous Muppets.

My Criterion picks No real surprises here, except for their lack of Police Academy movies. One day, somebody in that closet is going to be really upset when they find that CITIZENS ON PATROL isn't in the Criterion Catalog.

They're gong full Butlerian Jihad on ... HANK GREEN???

May your Sunday be as blissful as strumming a guitar and smoking out with Herman Munster.

Finally figured out what I'm going to do with my life.

Meanwhile, in the Catskills ...

Cancel your plans, babe. I feel like fried chicken and an exorcism tonight!

Got a new @johnhornor.bsky.social novella in my hands! A mysterious lost film? Creepy VHS tapes? Yes, I would like lots of that, please.

Have a happy 4th

When my players hit me up to restart the D&D campaign

My response when the doctor says "drink less caffeine"

My POV at the doctor today

Meanwhile, at the Supreme Court ...

Oh! You're trying to talk me OUT of doing drugs?? Oh ...

Sonic Reducer by the Dead Boys Followed by Kick Out the Jams by the MC5

I guess I'll have to build it myself.

Reading THERE IS NO ANTIMIMETICS DIVISION right now. (Thanks @johnhornor.bsky.social) It's pretty brilliant. Can anyone recommend any other great fringe science tales?

im doing fine thank you why do you ask

I am well prepared for these trying times.

I've spent a lot of time in some of the worst places in Texas. Nothing quite captures the madness and decay of America like the Texas Chain Saw Massacre. It wasn't just an amazing horror movie. It exposed the entropy that's devouring us.

"I’ve made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts."

So they hired Wario to paint the reflecting pool?