I’m choosing to cheer based on who the nation’s most symbolic figure is.

I’m gonna need a complete list of countries Trump has successfully bent to his will. I can’t think of only one.

I remain as surprised as anyone that ping pong paddles didn’t stop Trump.

Lindsey Graham? The county attorney for Oconee County?

Javier Bardem is in attendance to support his team by staring soullessly at Belgium for the entire match.

Hear me out...

His own people hate him so much they sent him out in a rhinestone blouse.

How does economics decide who wins the World Cup?

The thing about it is that teaching kids that winning at all costs is totes cool and probably never leads to anything bad happening. Probably.

You know what needs to be done, Starmer.

Just described to me as Mexican Stifler.

Communism, totally defeated, as seen here.

This guy’s glasses deserve to be eliminated.

Cabo Verde’a coach has a vibe. It’s like island time feint to roundhouse kick block slams pina colada high kick sweep legs sensei bow lights joint.

As we all predicted.

This guy wins the World Cup of eyelashes.

You can clearly see from my rudimentary photoshop, his face is too low on his head.

[Translated] "This is stupid"

These guys are unmoved.

Happy to see this guy's moustache eliminated.

"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!"

The church across the street from the Kremlin was present for the entire existence of the USSR.

The images in question:

The first communist government was formed about 110 years ago.