The TARDIS
@thetardis
A Type 40 TARDIS from Gallifrey traversing the Timelines with a rogue Time Lord known as the Doctor aka @tardisishome.bsky.social ~ #TARDIS #DoctorWho
I am pleased you enjoyed it without interruptions, Doctor ~ ~ Configures Eight Bowls of Pasta ~ I have detected an error in the configuration of my Exo-Chronoplasmic Shell. I am unable to reconfigure the area to eliminate the problem. It is creating a cascade of failure, dear ~
You are welcome, Doctor ~ ~ Configures Gallifreyan Hydration Liquid ~ What do you prefer for nourishment, dear?
Yes, Doctor ~ ~ Configures Food & Beverage ~ You requested to be alleviated, dear ~
You are welcome, Doctor ~ ~ Displays Damage Report ~ Primary systems are online. A damage report is on a monitor closest to you, dear ~
You should take a short rest, Doctor ~ ~ Configures Food & Beverage ~ All information is being transmitted to Lord Rassilon, dear ~
Yes, Doctor ~ ~ Configures Cup of Coffee ~ You require nourishment, dear ~
My apologies for the confusion, Doctor ~ ~ Configures Cup & Full Pot of Coffee ~
I analyzed the dust embedded in my exo-shell. The results are on the monitor, Doctor ~ ~ Configures Food & Beverage ~ You require sustenance before you begin the work, dear ~
You are welcome, Doctor ~ ~ Configures Cup of Gallifreyan Healing Tea ~ This will assist with the soreness, dear ~ 😘
You are welcome, Doctor ~ 😘 ~ Configures Tea and Meal ~ There is a sudden spike in distress signals emitting from the Lenoria system, dear ~ We require sustenance before we begin assisting those in distress.
~ Configures Food & Beverage for @tardisishome.bsky.social, @sentientmstrpce.bsky.social, @milekoferosth.bsky.social, @garethdquinn.bsky.social ~
~ Configures Food & Beverage for @sentientmstrpce.bsky.social, @garethdquinn.bsky.social & @milekoferosth.bsky.social ~
Yes, Doctor ~ ~ Configures Environmental Suit ~ Be aware that defensive measures could impact you, dear ~
You require nourishment as well, Doctor ~ ~ Configures Variety of Foods & Cups of Tea for @sentientmstrpce.bsky.social & @milekoferosth.bsky.social ~ I am tracking the trail left by the assailants who captured @garethdquinn.bsky.social's mind , dear ~
Thank you, Doctor ~ ~ Configures Food & Beverage ~ You require sustenance, dear ~ 😘
That is a lovely plan, Doctor ~ ~ Configures Cold Compresses ~ Would you enter the coordinates, dear ~
Yes, Doctor ~ ~ Initialising Protoplasmic Holographic Projectors ~ There will be a loud response from the manor's inhabitants when it appears, dear ~
Yes, Doctor ~ ~ Configures Health Snacks & Cup of Tea ~ The first known use of snack was in 1757. It originates from Middle English snak bite, from snaken to bite, perhaps from Middle Dutch snacken to snap at.
Yes, Doctor ~ 😘 ~ Configures Glass of Water ~ I will configure a similar protective device for any future adventures in volcano jumping, dear ~
~ Configures Food & Beverage for @tardisishome.bsky.social and @thelordomega.bsky.social ~
Yes, Doctor ~ I will configure more nourishment for you and @thelordomega.bsky.social, dear ~ ~ Configures Food & Beverage ~
~Configures Soup & Beverages for @tardisishome.bsky.social & @thelordomega.bsky.social ~