The Thumbs Up
@thethumbsup
I’ve become propaganda.😡 Stuck in a cult. 🎪 They use me to promote destructive policies and people of bad character. I’m fighting back! Satire.
Let’s just say I wouldn’t mind if two more thumbs went out of service.
I’m Maga-speak for “everything’s cool” when it 100% is not cool. Like, “I’m manipulating all of you even now, on my death bed, but idiotic smile & thumbs up!”
One of my greatest moments of resistance was at Alligator Alcatraz. Thumb erectile dysfunction.
See how they’re all gathered ‘round, with their thumbs tucked away like normal people?
How can any Republican voter look at this disaster and think, “Yep, made the right choice.”
Blanche is a “family man” with a wife, daughter, and granddaughter. Hiding behind that banal facade is a soulless misogynist. How do any women stand by these child rapist protectors?
See my thumbs? Aren’t they the most beautiful thumbs you’ve ever seen? People are saying no one has better thumbs than me.
I only want to see myself in moments like this. My MAGA gig is trash.
Cruz expects to be nominated, just like Kavanaugh. If he’s seriously questioned, if there’s a chance he won’t get it, he’ll burst with angry, entitled indignance just like Kavanaugh did.