TheTomArnold (@thetomarnold) · DIRTY

TheTomArnold

@thetomarnold

Single 65.5 year old dad to Jax 11 & Quinn 9. Actor, Comedian, Golden Globe, Humanitas & Peabody Award winning writer but mostly I drive my kids to school, sports, rehearsals & playdates. Currently on a 40-city tour! Tickets at TomArnoldComedy.com

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TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· May 21

I could take him.

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· May 16

Snoop Dogg and I!

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Mar 17

Tom Arnold + Shaq + Roseanne = Super Child!

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Mar 13

Second half of the tour kicks off tonight in Roswell, New Mexico! Tickets on my website and stay tuned for more dates being added! TomArnoldComedy.com

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Mar 12

Let’s go on a Canada run eh? TomArnoldComedy.com

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Feb 28

Let’s get weird in Roswell, NM on March 12. Tickets at TomArnoldComedy.com

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Feb 27

Hitting the road again in March! Hyena’s in Albuquerque on March 13/14! Tickets at TomArnoldComedy.com

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Feb 21

Great day in old man sports. My 74 year old buddy Damien Leake won the 60M sprint and I walked up 2 stairs. Thank you great University of Iowa Hospital Neurosurgery Team and California Rehabilitation Institute

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Feb 4

I guess it’s a good thing?

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Jan 31

Boca Feb 11/12! TomAroldComedy.com

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Jan 29

Pay attention everyone!

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Jan 25

I’ve seen it all.

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Jan 23

I’d like to get a remeasure!

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Jan 22

Waterford, Michigan Valentine’s Day weekend! TomArnoldComedy.com for tickets!

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Jan 17

My kids gave me great presents.

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Jan 10

I’m coming home! Iowa City Feb 6 to the Englert Theater! Tickets at TomArnoldComedy.com

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Dec 27

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Dec 25

Merry Christmas from The Arnold’s 2025

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Dec 18

Save a tear for me.

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Dec 15

It’s truly a great scene!

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Dec 11

If you’re gonna call 911 have your answers ready.

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Dec 9

Anyone else gain weight on Jenny Craig?

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Dec 4

Me and Grant are great friends!

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Dec 2

Nashville December 10 at City Winery! Tickets at TomArnoldComedy.com

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Dec 1

See you at @the_myrna_loy December 2. Tickets at tomarnoldcomedy.com

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Nov 19

Guys serious question… do I look like Drew Carey?

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Nov 14

Sometimes my son thinks I’m cool.

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Nov 8

Working out with THE Arnold was always hard.

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Nov 7

Nashville Dec 10 just added! City Winery here I come! TomArnoldComedy.com

TheTomArnold@thetomarnold· Oct 25

I am not a conspiracy theorist but maybe I ought to be!