I went to college in NC in the early 2000s, my body has experience running through this much smoke.

*Eminem voice* I’ll still be out, robbin’ armored trucks.

An acceptable blunt rotation.

You should see how excited my family gets about JMRL Summer Reading (and pizza).

Brandon Eisert ... makes a face when he's pitching that looks like he's really nervous, which builds sympathy because he often pitches like he's nervous. He strikes guys out (more than one per IP), but also has a propensity to allow home runs. He's a lefty with pretty severe righty/lefty splits.

“You get the health benefits of bananas by eating them with your face.”

Clicked unsubscribe twice to be sure. Then a third time.

Busy spiraling out.

I haven't had a Coors in 20+ years but the advertising is striking a chord right now.

Ha, the one win in the 1-28 stretch was the game my son and I went to on a family trip to Chicago. A 12-2 win over the Yanks.

I am not allowed to come to the party even though I live three-plus hours from Baltimore.

I do. I identified a lot with this paragraph from Jeff Tweedy’s book.

It sucks that beloved former SportsCenter anchor Dan Patrick shares a name with someone in the current administration.

There weren’t even any questions about baseball.

Any style of hat that says this would still require the sticker.

It’s a cassingle!

Amateur hour, you can always still hold it.

Will I ever!

If this pattern continues, Davis Martin will throw six perfect innings in his next start.

Let's not and not say we did.

I wasn't the only one.

if you see this, post a bird

the people know.

Miguel Vargas skying an RBI double off the wall against his old team and loving it makes me happy how far we've come since he was a meme in 2024.

It's happening.

*Lenny Kravitz voice*