thewatcherswatcher
@thewatcherswatcher
The heat death of the universe will happen long before the arc of US justice gets him. But I remain optimistic.
Liked his other picture today of his lumbering walk, where he has to swing his right leg forward like it’s dead weight each stride
TikTok kid cut his long hair like Donarrhea to show how he has to comb it over to hide his bald spots. He has to grow it 10 inches long and do a wrap. Real image-
Lock Him Up In a Supermax Prison Shower!!! He needs more life experience and he could undertake investigative probes while picking up the soap.
Great take as always, Nicholas. 🙏 Since Meta, Trump’s largest donor, owns Threads, lets all shame Meta and its users to Hell
Picard can’t see the massive crowds! Feel sorry for him!
Damn it! Trump threatened to put billionaire Bruce Wayne’s name in the Epstein list unless Bruce had his friend Batman protect the reflecting pool. Now tourists want a pic with the Batman of the Reflecting Pool. This may make me break my No-Kill rule…
I want this for you, Sir! A Manly chair lift to prove your tougher than ALL other dictators! Real men don’t do stairs!
Joe Rogan has ascended to 19th level Grand Wizard Salesman for Amway/ dual classed 21st level High Priest Encyclopedia Brittanica Door-to-door Sales Master! This fucker will sell you Spam, fruitcakes, and olive loaf! I’m treating my prostate cancer with his brand of ivermectin.
For all you ‘Democrats are the same on ICE as the Trump admin’, this one’s for you. Oh, and it isn’t just the new ICE policies/concentration camps under Trump have created an ICE (full on fascist) unlike any other. Trump increased their budget 916%. Both sideism helped get us here. Do better
The tyranny & oppression of the Capital windows taunted them! They demanded satisfaction- Trump provided accordingly. And Now, restitution is required for these upstanding ladies & gentlest of gentlemen Help fund our Proudest of Boys, our Oath Keepers, our Promise Keepers, and Mr. Peepers.
He has to have multiple combovers and long hair to brush over his many bald spots. The sides are long to comb back even. Ridiculous when seen wet or replicated by people
His fetish lust for having Kim’s hair style is sadly only attained in his wet dreams. You can dream, Sir! Kim Jong-Un Trump!
A rock for a rock. Either drop a similar sized large rock on Igor, or put him in a cage match to the death versus the Rock.
Tim Burton’s new movie- Donald Corpse Hands! Everything Trump Touches Dies! Not being mean, Sir- just trying to emulate how you nickname people. BTW, you are killing it right now! Check out your polls! Your ballroom is a Hit with We the People! #povertyrules #allsupportiranwar #fascism4eva
I see him as Alfred E. Neuman. One guy was calling him Mad Magazine.
When will Joe Rogan have Alex Jones on to compare Nipples?! Stop making Us WAIT!!!
Absolute Bitch Cuck Boy Rogan takes rides around the Oval on his Daddy. What should I lie about to my manosphere cult next, Daddy Trump?!
If these two geniuses create their own psychedelic franchise, I can’t wait to give my life over to it! The Joe Rogan Fantasy Island Experience! Take me there, Ricardo Trumpalban and Herve Rogan!
Here he is wearing a chin diaper while betting a jet Blue employee (N-95 not cool enuf for him). Looking OLD! #GrumpyOldFiredFoxNewsSexPest
Hey fellow drunks, please consider tapping me back in. Ready to serve and drink you under any table!
Such orange makeup. Such lifts in his shoes. Such ridiculous clown hair and tiny hands. Oh MAGA, I See The Appeal! Step aside, Urkel!
Holy Shit, he made me head of the FBI?! Have I fucked it up yet? Just need a couple of drinks to calm down, take the edge off.