they/sheelzebub 🏳️⚧️🍜🌭🍉
@theysheelzebub
manic pixie dream churl they/she professional brewer / unprofessional drummer
thank you for reading all of this. you have earned a trans pride bikini thirst trap
went to text this to my wife and it inexplicably sent this story instead
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on caladan, we ruled with sea and air power. but here, in the sparsely finished back room of a local hobby shop, we must rule... with D&D power
if anyone ever wants to make a pensive documentary about my life and/or murder, i think this would be a great poster image
American libs seeing platner, after a solid decade of rejecting all sorts of solid progressive and dem socialist candidates and policies:
today in "bumper stickers that aged like delicious raw milk"
this was cooked up in a lab to appeal to me specifically
seen here "um actually"ing the cop shootings yesterday
the bluesky app (or at least the android version) has this weird bug where there last word of text is routinely cut off on picture posts, and it makes accounts commit little linguistic microaggressions
and yet! i am being constantly jumpscared by hero worship of him from all sides of the political spectrum
the farmer never responds to my texts about picking up spent grain so i make sure i never phrase my message quite the same way to keep it relationship from getting too stale
why is she hosting this show with the energy of Tammy from Bob's burgers
the nerdy gen Z kid at work saw me walking up in my jersey and said "hey! go Mets!" and i have been trying for hours to figure out if he - is a sleeper aggressive Mets fan - thought this was a Mets jersey - was just being absurd
this has the same energy of a bill cosby interview with a chiron reading "cosby: believe women"
poking around on google maps and somehow reset my home address to 400 miles off the coast of gabon, lets roll with it
these guys are such little weasels, i wonder what it must be like to have any sort of relationship with them
we got all sorts of choice comments on the brewery's social media about our general strike post, but one of my favorite is this absolute bootlicking bootlicker
i saw one single second of this trailer before i thought to myself "oh gid did fucking ryan murphy decide to make a brainrot The Substance tv show?" and i was FUCKING RIGHT