Chode of Chode Hall
@thickbothways
!NSFW! 🇮🇪, 30s, bottom, attached, a little kinky, a lot nerdy
Polishing my knob until I can see my reflection #cock #wank #morningwood
It was a hard day at work but at least I have a hard evening ahead #mcm
My cursed and problematic horoscope notwithstanding, this is all a bit too yellow for my taste
Trying to have an afternoon nap but as usual *someone* has other ideas #fcf #fatcockfriday
Beating the heat while beating my meat (it’s a delicate balance) #fcf #fatcockfriday
Suck my cock? I’ll be happy to return the favour #fcf #fatcockfriday
Waving hello on fat cock Friday (the polite thing to do would be to wave back) #fcf #cock #morningwood
You can take it, buddy; just remember to breathe #fcf #fatcockfriday
A new mirror is really just an opportunity to take nudes in a new location #fcf #fatcockfriday
Any game can be two-player if there’s a second joystick in the mix #humpday
Cum dumpster? I hardly know ‘er! …anyway someone ought to be putting this ass to work this evening #humpday
You should be sucking this right now. #cock #fcf #fatcockfriday
A little sunburned today despite my best efforts but that’s what a siesta is for 🌞
It’s a beautiful sunny #fcf morning! (I went straight back to bed after taking this) #fatcockfriday
Nothing like waking up in your own bed after a few days away #morningwood
Is it still #fcf ? As though I really need an excuse to show off my bellend 😬