THIS is Michael M.
@thisismichaelm
Man of abyssal pipes and abysmal puns. Overly-alliterative oaf.
@sanshinsoba.bsky.social @scrawfish.bsky.social Fancy meetin' you two here.
I would prefer a picture about that geezer Ebenezer from Scooby Doo, please.
Raise your hands, raise your hands...if you're Sure you can get away with bootlegging Disney ride photos
Seriously, there's never been a better time to try and sell me on a Sponge Illustrated subscription.
Almost went to Animal Kingdom today, but instead I stayed home and mowed the lawn.
Ate octopus for the first time yesterday because I'm a sucker for more interesting menu items.
It's a fitting name too. Only thing missing is the hat, scarf, and crew.
Haven't updated my profile photo in a while, so here's a newer one for you
Let's fall down the ostrich hole of odd arcade game flyers.