Ah, you don’t have to worry about that. Trust me.

Oh, now I get it! You must be from another worldline, like the other Sonic!

( Hey, I know my memory isn’t perfect and all. But should I know who this girl is? )

What, are you talking about Gemerl? C’mon now, he’s a good guy! He wouldn’t lay a finger on her! Trust me, ask Tails. He reprogrammed him, after all. ( Besides, aren’t you underestimating Vanilla’s strength? )

G-Guh… so cruel…! Geez… Why am I getting picked on all of a sudden?!

Do I really give off such an arrogant air…? 💧

Well? Got something to say?

It’s #NationalHotDogDay! You know I gotta celebrate such a momentous day. If you ask me, nothing beats a chili-dog! It’s the perfect culinary confection! Because no matter where or when, it’ll always warm you right up. …Ok, I may be a *little* biased. But is that so bad?

( . . . 💢 )

Don’t let boredom close in on you. If there’s something you wanna do, then do it! Life is filled with excitement, all you have to do is reach out and take it!

You telling me I searched every nook and cranny for those things and they were worth less than chump change?! 💢

I’m Sonic! Sonic The Hedgehog! My birthday’s coming up soon, and to celebrate we’re gonna be throwing a big event to raise money for kids who need it. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss this! We’ve got tons of fun things planned, so why not drop on in? That’s all for now, see you there! 💙

…?

Hmm… Not really! I wouldn’t say *anything* about us is what people would consider normal. Besides, what’s 'normal' anyway? Normal’s boring and lame.

Since my pal Pac-Man was holding a party for his birthday, I figured I’d drop by! Met up with a whole bunch of people, lots of… "interesting" characters I’ll say. ( This guy in particular has a pretty twisted sense of humour… 💧)

Yo! The season sure are changing quickly, aren’t they? Makes you wanna slow down and take it all in while you still can. You’ll never know what might come next. That’s my advice, at least.

(Sheesh… This girl… she really drives me insane.💧) Yet he continues to let her do as she please, what's up with that?

I'm Sonic, Sonic The Hedgehog! Starting on May 2nd, I'm gonna be hanging around Shibuya for a collaborative event with the global soccer club "Paris Saint-Germain". I'm wearing a pretty sporty outfit for the occasion, gotta say it's pretty comfy. I'll see you there! 💙

Sonic scratched the back of his head, his trademark cheeky grin firmly in place. "Hey. We still got time don't we? Wouldn’t wanna waste those cookies, do we?" As the saying goes, the best way to reach someone's heart is usually through their stomach.

"B-Bwuh?!" 😵‍💫 He jolts up, eyes wide and alert. She must’ve startled him awake. "A-A-Amy?! What's wrong?!"

"Heh, fifth place, huh? Outta six hundred guys? I didn’t know I was such a celebrity… Still, you don’t gotta give me chocolates or anything! Just your appreciation is enough. Thanks a ton to everyone who voted. I’ll be sure to keep doing what I always do. See you!" 💙

I’m Sonic, Sonic The Hedgehog! 💙 This sure has been quite an eventful year, hasn’t it? Lots of ups and downs, but you can’t say it wasn’t unforgettable. Let’s hope the next one’s even more exciting! See you on the other side!

Think again! For Sonic would enact his secret special technique! "Not so fast! Super Sonic Hog Crawl™️!" He would make circles around the acrobat on all fours, laughing with a maniac energy no matter how ridiculous he looked. But then…! "Guh?!" 😵‍💫 His foot tripped and his head hit a rock!

Happy Holidays, from your pal Sonic! 💙 Let's make this Christmas an unforgettable one!