sorry I waited so long to share

anyway monday is over

Just incredible

example:

was operating all day under the assumption it was Thursday and …. it’s not but look: a new speedo bye

wow you guys pushed my own husband out of the inner circle that is crazy work

well hold your horses

good morning I had to watch the ad for the hunny blanket and now you do too

Instagram not being subtle this morning

the boys who use their tongue like this?

I just think they’re both giving in the same way dykwim

gm

They were reaaaaally yummy does that help. Here is a terrible picture of them

I know you all have seen Jon and me go through several divorces, but, our final conscious uncoupling has begun as we have both found new lovers in Monterey. The separation is amicable and we hope to have your support, as we support each other and our new perfect-for-us lovers. Stay blessed.

gm btw

Exactly

can you believe we got to hang out with @dylansocal.bsky.social last night and his first question to me was “why does everyone bully you on Bluesky” 10/10 perfect handsome sweetie

I can tink in the gym hotel as well fyi

38 and running late 🎂 ✈️ 🌴 ☀️

When I first discovered GoPuff in the pandemic they had the weirdest shit. I’d order wax lips just to piss off Jon.

in true Chad fashion I bought the thing that might be the worst just to see