Zach (menace mode)
@thotinwaiting
PNW. Queer. Perpetually horny I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off. On a Journey to become the God of Vibes The Goods™ (OF, JFF, etc.): Some posts are captioned by funnier people than me
Okay, I came and now I am back to feeling existential angst. The following thread is depression thoughts. They do not reflect reality, but it does impact my experience with reality.
One of my favorite bits is to say "That explains so much" after any random fact a friend reveals about themselves. Particularly hot takes about like media like "I shipped Zutara." or weird things they did when they were young "As a kid I ate only carrots for a week."
I’m not willing to die on that many hills but I’m more than happy to kill on a lot of them. Just a shower thought. Interpret how you will 🤷🏻♂️✨
What if I altered the universe in subtle but meaningful ways?
Gonna be dancing up a storm in less than 24 hours. V excited!
I’m so glad I never finger myself in the shower and then get insatiably horny! That would be so embarrassing 😅😅😅 could you imagine if it made my cock all hard 🥵🥵😅😅OMG
Hump day has got me wanting to fuck the daylight out of some hole
I'm trying to do something and need a prompt. Give me a gay situation that happened to you recently. Something not sexual but that could only happen to a gay person.
I was accidentally on the Discover feed and it took me a hot minute to do anything about it.
Hello, if you would like to join my cult, please send me all your money.
Someone just messaged me on sniffies that I have a nice coick. I know it was just a typo but now I'm imagining saying cock with a fun accent.
Seattle fags, please complete this brief survey to assist me in considering moving to Capitol Hill. It will greatly assist in my evidence gathering and decision making. Thank you for your time and assistance. forms.gle/q7NauWkydWgB...
I love it when people think that if something CAN be true, then it MUST be true. Favorite form of stupidity.
I'm drifting between worlds right now. my eyelids are heavy. I will rest, but never stop.
Is there like some sort of code I can put on sniffies to tell guys that I mostly just want to hang out and if it ends with our cocks in each other that's great but first and foremost is just chilling with another fag...
I think I deserve a sword, or at least a dagger.
I've found myself in a bit of a financial pickle (completely self-induced and not life-shattering). Enough to make me a little stressed about day-to-day life. So I'm going to offer custom videos for people. If you would be interested in a custom video from me (I'm open to most content) dm me.
Would you let me use you? Asking for me 😘😈
What if I clean my office naked and then jerk off. Would you be mad? 😜😜