Lexi

@thoumstdve

🇵🇸 26 she/her gorgeous transsexual, DIY advocate

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Lexi@thoumstdve· Jul 12

Diogenes, holding up a male blue whale: behold, I have brought you a woman you fucking transphobic cunt

Blue Whale Sperm Length

Blue whale sperm measure up to about 5.8cm (2.3 inches) long.

Lexi@thoumstdve· Jul 4

the world is terrifying but I'll be damned if it isnt reassuring to see how fucking pathetic terf rallies always are four people? FOUR? THATS ALL YOU COULD GET?

a photograph outside the Victorian parliament of a "terf" rally. there are like, four people there. losers, all

Lexi@thoumstdve· Jul 1

when nobody's up for the full job so you just hang out n kiss it a bit

a screenshot of google maps, cropped to a location pinned in purple, labeled "Gay Head Light"

Lexi@thoumstdve· Jun 29

"Australia mentioned" meme. white anime girl wearing green and HD australian sports hoodie, akubra with corks hanging from brim, VB in one hand, Vegemite in other, Bluey's dad on upper right and magpie swooping in upper left. Sydney opera house is in background.

Lexi@thoumstdve· Jun 16

@badambulist.bsky.social once again your writing is my favourite its so fkn funny that you've distilled my relationship w my cousin from the other side of the country down into one single email reply joke

a screenshot of text from When You Fell From Heaven Chapter 34 by Alyson Greaves. the text reads:

To: maxg85@aol.com

From: alice.peterson.1982@minusnet.co.uk

Subject: re: re: re: re: re: so got something I want to tell you

rofl youre already a sarky bitch knew i liked you

Lexi@thoumstdve· Jun 9

heavy from meet the heavy with a speech bubble to make it appear that he's saying the words "money is fake. but jokes? jokes are real"

Lexi@thoumstdve· Jun 9

heavy from meet the heavy laughing. he is blurry

heavy from meet the heavy very seriously making a point about a bullet

Lexi@thoumstdve· May 30

my customers fr

Dr house being intentionally dense and saying "huh????" to Dr cuddy

Lexi@thoumstdve· May 17

yeah so this isn't representation, it's humiliation

a screenshot of a paragraph from the wikipedia page for The Hangover 2. it reads:

"The film has also been criticized for its portrayal of trans women. In the film, Stu finds out that, while drunk the previous night, he had sex with a trans woman. He reacts with shock and disgust and he calls the woman a "man with boobies"."

Lexi@thoumstdve· May 15

me going to the meth store under the kind rule of the republic of tightpussy

a twitter post by @normal_now

it reads:

"Prosecutor: You smoke good, correct?

Me: yes.

P: fire?

Me: No -- reggie. Nothing above mids.

P: Can you explain this tweet then from September 5th: "I am absolutely gone off that loud"?

M: I consider mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit.

P: I see."

Lexi@thoumstdve· May 12

cackling i bet the "taking responsibility" here is Hitler shooting himself. lmfaoooo fuck this guy is the worst in the funniest way possible. just a collection of all the worst possible takes imaginable in a single person, he's like the exact opposite of a winning lottery ticket

post by bluesky user The Cybersmith

it reads:

"Hotter Take: yes, he was.

Hitler at least took SOME responsibility for his actions in the end, Stalin didn't.

Stalin's reaction when he learned Beria was alone with his daughter proves he knew what kind of man Beria was, he cannot claim ignorance of any of it."

Lexi@thoumstdve· May 8

literally just did an accidental IG like to a person who gave me their number and they called me on it within 30 seconds. bomb gear could not possibly save me

image from the watchmen comic of Dr. Manhattan disintegrating a guy

Lexi@thoumstdve· May 6

ridiculous morning at work ten dollar tip on top of the phone number too lmaooo

writing on a bin lid that reads "we heart Alexandra"

two receipts for drinks. the drinks are one beer, four espresso Martinis, five bloody Marys, and one mixed spirit

an anonymised phone number written on the prestige property magazine

a stock image of a basketball going SWISH

Lexi@thoumstdve· May 1

@katie.bzky.team pghrt.txt jumpscare this is so fucking funny

a screenshot of the text file/ASCII version of pghrt.diy

it has a large ASCII artwork of an analogous clock

Lexi@thoumstdve· Apr 30

i am pro diy hrt and critical of doctors and endocrinologists because this poor kid on reddit has been stuck on The Piss Drug for a year and is only now being deemed worthy of having sex hormones again. What The Fuck. standardised, accredited cruelty

screenshot of a reedit post from /r/trans that reads:

"Finally going through a hormone readiness assessment :P

Iv (sic) been wanting to go on estrogen for years now but couldn't sooner bc I was recovering from an Ed. I'm a lot better now and feel so hopeful! been on spironolactone for I believe over a year now but it hasn't been doing much. I'm so happy bc there's actually a chance can go on e :3"

Lexi@thoumstdve· Apr 30

the same meme as above. it reads "I gave you all the clues" in a child-like script. the drawing of a person (or maybe snowman) underneath has been replaced with one of Katie's shitty clock drawings

Lexi@thoumstdve· Apr 28

18. All The Way - Alyson Greaves @badambulist.bsky.social okay so like I had already read chapters 1-16 of this book by the beginning of 2026 but those last few chapters are so good I genuinely got frozen by a mix of excitement and anxiety about what would happen next. like holy fuck. holy fuck

the cover of the book All The Way BH Alyson Greaves. it features a young woman, lit in brightly contrasting red and blue, blowing confetti out of her hands.

Lexi@thoumstdve· Apr 14

there is a man plastered on my tram who appears to be experiencing a great deal of suffering

an extremely blurry image of 9news presenter tom steinfort (I think). he is grimacing in a very strange way for a news promo

Lexi@thoumstdve· Apr 13

and re the social transition/no-hrt validity/just do it already discourse: love u nessie, realising I finally loved being alive is the single best outcome I've experienced from transitioning

"I promise that, whatever is to come, you'll weather it better if you let yourself become someone you want to protect."

Lexi@thoumstdve· Apr 13

Echo 1: On Analyzing Dreams - @nessiopeia.space reading Nessie's work because its writing is just sensational, get into this already nessiopeia.space/posts/2024-1...

"My love for others got in the way of my hatred for myself."

Lexi@thoumstdve· Apr 13

happy 20th anniversary of neil bangin out the tunes to all those who celebrate

an image of a rat called neil. he looks like he's playing on a small rainbow toy piano. the photo has a caption in the image that reads "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006"

Lexi@thoumstdve· Apr 10

transphobe freaks hanging around in front of the ABC Melbourne offices bet three is all they could get in the entire city. great job girls, you're literally less than one in a million