still might be my favorite post ever

prop would you like me to reply in german

no one i know outside of the internet will understand this but i'm personally obsessed

have i mentioned how much i love my haircut

anyway i'm learning lots of fun things about large trees

i was SO SURE i was misreading that first photo but NOPE

society if burgers came without cheese by default

there's a restaurant/bar/live music venue in Minneapolis called "Icehouse" and they've started posting photos like this which is great, except that they transliterate it as ICE(OUT!)HOUSE and i'm instinctively reading it as "ice outhouse"

am i drunk or is this fucking hilarious

no, zuck, not really!

yesss i manifested it

why did i get this promoted post. what does it mean

apparently i have a mutual on the other site who thinks gk chesterton's "what's wrong with the world" is "🔥🔥🔥" should i comment with this photo

oh shit what did the food truck do 👀

feel like shit just want her back

huh, apparently billy strayhorn was from pittsburgh

mojito acquired. probably should have just done the tequila mule they're serving at a discount but i wanted mint

i guess i'm not sure but i don't think that's what they're doing

i've been urging americans to avoid driving for YEARS and Newsweek has never ONCE talked to me about it

tonight we're going to try a new nonalcoholic gin

this is the worst timeline

i won't. you can't make me

we need a "vinyl countdown" by relient k for the post-CD generation

what did past me mean by this

hemingway-ass buy nothing post

we used to watch this show in sunday school

meta AI can't figure out that a photo with the caption "the Doctor" on a page called "Doctor Who Fans" is of actors that both play the Doctor

thanks! (i don't know any filipino languages)

lmao well now i'm DEFINITELY not getting an autism diagnosis