Tiffany
@tiffuhkneexoxo
Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy. Professional Yapper | Chronically Online | DC Sports | Politics | Food | Travel Occasionally posts in Spanish + Portuguese
I love you cuties (that I didn’t know existed a few weeks ago) so much 🏴🇳🇴
Every time I see Leon Panetta on TV I think about when the the nice gay man who was sitting in front of me at the DNC confirmed that Beyoncé was the surprise guest and I trusted him and then Leon Panetta was the surprise … and then I got COVID a few days later and this article came out.
Am I good luck for THE Washington Nationals? Yes, I am actually. Salud. 🥂
Back in the People’s Republic of Virginia after a very long week in Mar-a-Lago land
My 11 and 12-year-old siblings just got iPhones so I figured now is a good time to create a group chat with a cool name except now I’m actually about to block them both.
Getting the COVID+flu vaccine Arnold Palmer combo this morning because y’all are scaring me out in these streets
Someone in the comments said he’s too beautiful to take hits from D linemen and while that is undeniably true, I am still vv upset
This is easy peasy. I felt my best being on a lil boat in Taormina while engaging in big back activities (eating cannolis). I then got stranded in Sicily and that big bitch Mount Etna in the background erupted a day later! Slayyy!🌋
I witnessed quite a bit at tonight‘s shellacking, but what stood out was this absolute goddess who sold me a delicious whiskey lemonade while balancing a tray on her head. Love you, queen.
I allowed a youth at the boba shop to convince me to try the pumpkin spice matcha. I am of the belief that matcha tastes like my front yard. However, I also love a lil permken sperrrrrce. It is absolutely scrumptious. 10/10.
Both the vibes and the weather on the Hill today are immaculate. (Today is Opposite Day.)
You should be able to send your spouse to jail for 1 business day if you are peacefully enjoying your music and they (unbeknownst to you) start a jam on Spotify and disrupt your peace. Please go AWAY.
For the first time in my entire life I was out getting day drunk and ran into my MOM who is volunteering with her Adventist church group. Pls help. I met all of her very sober church friends who are out at the waterfront serving the LORD while I am on my 10th Hugo Spritz 😭😭😭
Quorum has been trying to woo me for about a year now and they have just delivered cupcakes to my office. Quorum, if you’re reading this, I love a sweet treat. Thank u. Love u. I cannot afford it in my budget. But tysm. 💕
Yesterday I spent the day in the wilderness (a winery) in Front Royal and it was so dreamy!
I downloaded an app just to know which specific birds are SCREAMING outside of my window right now. I love a good bird song but they are actively crashing out and my nerves are bad today
One day I’m on a boat drinking Prosecco and eating cannolis with Mount Etna in the background living my best life … And then two days later 😳
I, much like Congress, am not working this week. Greetings from Greece. 🇬🇷
Key context for those viewing this as him dunking on Trump — Colombia will accept future flights as long as the migrants on them are being treated with dignity and respect. There are rumors that the migrants are not being treated humanely and Petro is calling for better conditions.
We are so cooked lmao. What the hell are these Dear Leader ass notifications TikTok keeps posting 😂