Has he read the Balfour Declaration?

Gammon, but expensive gammon.

That isn't North. THIS is north!

Has he forgotten that he previously gave a (very clear) deadline of Monday? Or is he just bricking it and giving another day in the desperate hope that Iran won't call his bluff?

So no he needs us?

Sorry, Otto - I have to pick you up on the (all too common) English = British implication. Can you spot the (very Scottish) midgie?

Seems to me that Ms Deakin had good reason to dislike the culture at Dulwich, if Rev Fairlamb's attitude was typical of the teachers there.

Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.

Trump presidency, first and second terms, in pictures.

Trainers? No such thing when I was at school.

No? OK, I'll suggest this one too...

Is a debut solo album allowed?

Meanwhile, in another part of the world ....

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One benefit of the internet is the ease with which one can access prompt and reliable proofreading services. "effecting" 😠

Beanz means Heinz.