Tim F
@timbobagginses
Quite literally one of the people who supports Spurs. Former founder member/mouthpiece of the WeAreN17 campaign vs the Stratford move. Financial Adviser
My worry was that some players who were psychologically 'gone' might need an appropriate incentive to remain suitably committed for the remainder of the season. Seems like de Zerbi did exactly that...
I'm not surprised by these results, nor do I hate them. I'd have thought my political views are pretty aligned with Zohran before I did this.
Evidence that the simulation has a virus/we live in an alternate reality is mounting up. What the fuck is going on?
In news that socks literally no one, John Terry announces that he is a bit racist.
Don't expect fancy flavours or fillings, these bad boys are plenty good enough as they are.
So I wrote to Vinai and Johan about RDZ and I am posting that email here. So now it's an open letter to the club.
I don't want to say "I told you so" and lots of people didn't like him back then, but the majority of people hadn't grasped the magnitude of his awfulness. I also wish I'd been wrong for all the obvious reasons. But I am just going to say, I definitely called it.
Obviously we allow RKM to leave and spend the rest of the season at Juve. We draw them in the last 16. He scores the winner. Because, Tottenham.
Final-public.png is sent to the printer, the email reads 'I should have won the Nobel, not that Idiot Woman - Such a Scam. FAKE NEWS. Anyway, Obama was wrong. I was an amazing Baseball player and I won all of Golf 16 times. It's time for me to WIN again IN GREENLAND.' No one knows what's going on.
Final.png is emailed out to all of the potential board members, the message is unambiguous.
nailed-it-v2.png Jared Kushner notes that the US is no longer centred in the image. Trump flips him the bird, tells him to fuck off and heads back to the drawing board.
In a change of tack, his Trumpship decides on a new approach, words are back, beautiful succulent words. United States IS PEACE after all, so let's make it clear. Except 3 members of the board say they won't pay $1bn if it says United States on it. Trump, undeterred tries again.
Fixed it. Or so he thought, writing 'Nailed-It.png', as the file name. An email from Tony Blair suggests that, although beautiful, it might not have quite the right tone. He has already asked Vance if he can have it cast in the form of a golden statuette. Back to the drawing board for Donnie.
In the new version, Trump corrects his previous oversight and puts the US front and centre, THE WAY ALL MAPS SHOULD BE. But something isn't right... 'Not enough gold, probably'; he muses.
A strong start from Donny, who put his classical design skills to good use. The diamonds around the outside adding class. No doubt who has masterminded the project in this version. Attached notes suggest that Trump should drop his name - in a fit of all caps rage, he replies that all text will go.
Obviously I don't need to explain that I miss him and the world (certainly my world) has not benefited from his absence. But, in the meantime, I want to post something intentionally positive. We're finally ready to give a home to cats again and these two will be arriving on the 7th Jan. 😆
And in mews that comes as a shock to absolutely no one. 30 mins later eBay is flooded with them. It's fucking ghoulish. All I wanted was a fair chance to buy something that is already overpriced. And I was beaten in a fastest finger first contest by exploitative cunts. This is just some of it.
I have won a silly player trophy at my 5-a-side footie thing... Which is actually quite meaningful to me, because I don't win stuff like that often. Anyway, despite all that, it is still more meaningful, valuable and attractive than that absolute monstrosity of a trophy FIFA bribed Trump with.