Back to work on Tuesday. Been a while. #lufc

Almost made an unsavoury comment about having a semi following this news, then thought better of it #lufc

Hydration break

Just tried explaining that Rizzo (a rat) in Muppet Babies was a Hollywood in-joke and a reference to Ratzo Rizzo, Dustin Hoffman’s character in John Schlesinger’s achingly beautiful Midnight Cowboy (1969). This was lost on my partner (a Finn) and 6 yr old daughter. I’ll get my coat #ImWalkingHere

Agreed. 30-ish. Flip flops in winter. You know. 🙄

There’s a woman who walks home from the school drop off at 8:45, and regularly tosses an empty can of Sauvignon Blanc in my hedge, then fucks off home, carrying a full Sainsbury’s bag. In other news, my daughter’s Playmobil school has Jarvis Cocker teaching geography. #lufc #notlufc

Doesn’t inspire confidence seeing ‘Turpin’ on the referee’s back. #lufc #ForTheTeenagers #WorldCup #ENGCRO

Shades of Tomaszewski there, Brian #ESPCPV #WorldCup #ForTheTeenagers

Blenheim Palace Food Festival. Live music, fun for the kids, every aroma of locally produced wotsits, and a large proportion of Spurs and West Ham shirts with nervous occupants. JVC Arsenal too, looking smug #lufc #burp

Which sporting event has a 300 million plus audience, and a final between 2 guys competing, where one is old enough to be the father of the other? Incredible. Good luck to The Magician today, Wu has many years ahead of him. Burn baby, burn. #snooker

#snooker days

Flashscore app, sponsored by Manchester United #lufc

Ao, baby that’s what like! #lufc

Watching from a bar in the centre of Sheffield. This may not be a good omen #lufc

This is not the Manchester of Bernard Manning #lufc

Yuuursss! Outlook was a little stormy last June, but the best news today #snooker #crucible

One last challenge, Sharon.. #lufc

Live pic, since it might be the closest any of us get this season… #lufc

Clapham pub, burger, pints and St Andrews #lufc - no injuries or red cards please. Nothing else really matters.

Post an image you can hear

Come on in Brighton, the water’s lovely #lufc

There’s the January window for you, or the Flashscore app #lufc

Mind the gap, Thomas Frank #lufc

Finally inside Blenheim Palace and removing multiple layer, faster than Alex Higgins used to whip off his bow-tie at the Crucible. #WizardOfOz

Arggh. Better practice running upstairs.

Yes, Norris!!! #F1

York was so cold this morning, even the dogs wore coats. Ringside seat for UK Championship snooker with fabulous food and enough wine to incapacitate a donkey. Proper names on that trophy #snooker

#lufc

Just escaped the hell of Bicester Village. First time in 6 years in spite of living 5 mins away. Last visit was March 2019 when the Blunts were lunchtime visitors to ER. I could smell Wilder’s celebrations in the air today… #lufc

Interesting matchup at the darts today. Guaranteed to be a stiff test.