Astral Bollshit
@tinyarms-tinyart
Tiny Arms, Tiny Art, Massive Bedhead Just a T-Rex trying to survive American Fascism Locked in an epic eternal battle with the Universe Disabled "Picasso In Progress"
I have a feeling that as soon as it's cool enough to take this battle outside, it will –in fact– be taken outside. The Boxfortian Trash Golem is nearly complete, and our epic battle for ownership of the living room is nearly at hand!
Dr. Alan Grant has passed. Life finds a way, but death is inevitable. May all the lives Sam Neil touched feel his imprint today. One of the greats has left us.
I know I don't need to justify my purchases to you... ...because this purchase doesn't need justification.
Because it's "boys will be boys" until the women find out and start asking why that's okay. None of the people involved in the campaign, or supported this man after the tat scandal, thought his typical male "indiscretions" would be an issue because "every guy has done it"
My ex offered to bring me food, and I offer you a rare insight into a controversial potato opinion.
Every time I walk into my apartment I'm jump scared by the trash golem sitting there like he owns the place.
I used to bead weave. I'm thinking of getting back into it. There's something soothing about the process. Here's a butterfly I found while unpacking today. The pattern took me ages to perfect, and remains the largest I ever completed.
We battled hard and have breached the first wall!! The Boxfortian's Trash Golem is nearly complete! They've been working around the clock. It seems to grow with every box I open. It's massive! There is so so so much junk in that trunk! I fear we may yet lose this battle 😱
We interrupt this Box Fort Battle to announce we have located OUR champion, Grumpy Balloonface, who survived the journey through the heat dome while smushed in a box. Truly the stuff of legends!
As I chip away, I see the citizens of Boxfortia are starting work on their champion trash golem. I must work quickly lest they gain the upper hand...
Today, the Box Fort falls! We lay siege and will tear down the walls in pursuit of territorial victory!
Good morning! Don't forget to give your favorite toy a hug once and a while.
The box fort needing a trash bag trex. As you can see, it's a need, not a want.
What about "mostly naked" and eating cheesecake on my new balcony while my new neighbors look on with envy? There IS a tree right next to it... if that counts as being in the woods 🤷🏼♀️
I successfully built and made my bed. That is the extent of the unpacking I did today. My body honestly just couldn't after the last week of pushing it constantly. It's been a rest day, hence the bed. So that I have a proper resting place if I don't recover.
The truck is unloaded and returned, it's just me and the cat again, and my body is big mad. I'm going to take another restorative soak, then I'll start unpacking. Slowly.
We are waiting at my exMIL's until my ex is off work so we can go unload, so she's still not quite settled yet. And she is definitely tired of this limbo thing I've done to her but she handled it like a champ! (Pic from yesterday morning)
This cursed move brought to you by these 2 pairs of cursed legs (ok, only 1 is cursed, the other pair is fluffy) I made it to Kansas City, I'm in my motel, and I didn't need a tow or one of my stabbies! Better day overall, but the body has had enough and I'm ready to gummy myself into oblivion
My cat got out again. I went out to look for her. Spent 30 minutes I didn't have stomping around looking up trees and under plants looking for my cat Come back inside figuring I don't have time and she can stay in whatever tree she's in and I go to my son's room to tell him I'm back inside and I see
Proof of life post. Have my cat, smelling flowers while she rests from watching me work.
Bedhead this morning says it's a really bad idea to get in my way today. I'm going to be a force, an unstoppable inevitablity, the mythical completer of the To-Do List.
...simply the town and time of day you would be available to grab a coffee. I won't meet new moots. We need history. If things line up, I'll DM back tomorrow if you were selected as a stop! I'm sorry if I can't meet everybody, but I'll try!
I've been productive. I've also taken my shower and am no longer a stinky slub. Now it's time to run errands. When I get back, I will post the road trip information and see who I can meet up with on the road! Proof of repinking and not stinking!
How am I supposed to stay productive when every time I look over, my cat is getting up to nonsense???
My packing elf helps the empty boxes not feel lonely while they wait their turn to hold things.