This sorry bullshit was 9 years ago. Is America great again?

Happy Wednesday!

The only thing I miss about Twitter is ability to post a poll, so let’s try this instead; vote in the comments…Alive, or Dead?

It’s only a matter of time before Jimothy is completely forgotten. Just ask this guy:

My husband is an animal in bed. The animal:

I enjoy turning famous color photos into black-and-white photos, just out of spite.

When you eat Taco Bell an hour before your wedding:

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image

Further proof that our world is run by men with the maturity and intellect of a 12 year old boy.

Jimothy is the Volkswagen Beetle of raccoons.

Where did the weekend go?

My mother sent my one of my dolls from when I was young in case you were wondering how I turned into such a psychopath.

If you’re going to get explosive diarrhea anyway, make the most of it.

The goat is an arsonist.

Me, every time I turn on the news:

Sorry guys…we didn’t meant to cause such a scene.

I’ve been to orgies with more attendees.

This is nuts.

That kid knew.

Him: What are you thinking about? Me:

See saw? *runs away while dodging thrown objects*

It’s like they know me.

Neighbors: Let’s host a yard sale! Me:

Today I’ll be observing the 9th anniversary of this brilliant little gem.

Well you’re no help at all.

One of these.

Here’s a pic of my boobies. Enjoy.

I prefer the quaint charm of small towns. Small towns:

Me: Cats are adorable! Cats:

He’s at such a fun age.