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@tittysommelier
Pussy bones are real. Belgium is not.
Getting real tired of doing this every time I log into the app. Like yes you’re allowed to see I’m old as shit stop fuckin asking quit reminding me of my mortality
It’s Friday boys. I logged in to bluesky and the app asked me to verify my age like I’m a fucking predator. What kind of bullshit is this. Anyways. For the adults in the room, should I drink this heinous liquor one like and I will
If you don’t go to the water park dressed like this you’re a dude smooching pee pee toucher.
Tastes like absolute shit. Almost no hint of blue raspberry it’s almost like minty maybe? Or maybe the color is just making my brain convince my tastebuds of that. 99 continues to be the worst alcohol in existence
One like and I’ll drink this horrendous affront to our lord and savior Jesus Christ for americas birthday
Tfw you eat a bunch of my smoking applewood yesterday, won’t move when I come to wake you up before I go to work today, so I call in to work and take you to the vet when they open. Vet says we might have to do emergency surgery but you just throw it all up at the vets office and are completely fine.
I’m just as annoying to my wife in the real world as I am to you guys online
All right mother fucker. Meet me at the Labubu cyber truck so we can take our shirts off and kiss
It’s so fuckin funny the White House tik tok account is just doing AI videos now like lmao
Just me and the boys. Not being gay we’re just doing guy stuff
I don’t know if you guys follow the democrats on tik tok but there’s some real quality stuff being done by a dipshit 20 year old staffer
I’m going to die in 20 years. Look at this fucking beard I’m Santa now
Like this post if you remember hearing the hit song mmmmbop by Hanson and how happy it made you at the time. Retweet for uncritical support of Iran in their struggle against our dying empire.
Mystery solved guys one of my damn daughters threw it in the trash. You better believe I fished that bad boy out of the garbage and put it in the back of my truck again where it belongs
If fat Al Roker ran for president, I’d vote for fat Al Roker 100 out of 100 times
My wife has these pictures on our coffee table just to make sure I’m extra sad every day I guess. Damn ass woman.
I got yelled at so much on Twitter for this one way back in the day but I 100% stand by it from now until forever